The Improv Story Thread

they had become best friends with the ants and..

 

just wanted to share a hardy toast with them so..

 

they decided to open up a bar, and they named it after...

 

Blates on Skates. It was the worst bar ever because...

 

the barflies insisted on listening to country music, but...

 

The ants preferred rap music, so...

 

one of them approached the loud, obnoxious group of barflies and said...

 

"That kinda music's not welcome 'round here", so the barfly approached him and..

 

torched the ant with his flamethrower just as...

 

the ant was going to give him a good sock in the face which caused the other ants to..

 

pull out their guns...

 

and threaten the barfly, saying if he dared do more damage, they'd pump lead and..

 

steal all the beer. The barfly, in reply...

 

stole all the beer without paying and ran away, so...

 

the ants furiously chased the barflies and shot at them until..

 

The barflies got sheilds and swords from the moths are charged at the ants, then...

 

the ants ran to fetch the queen of the bees, which meant..

 

the barflies were screwed , so then...

 

the queen bee honeyed them to the ground. The ants..

 

all laughed at them hysterically, but stopped when...

 

they realized they were completely glued to the ground and..

 

started crying until...

 

the cat showed up...

 

and demanded to know where to find...

 

the ketchup so she could eat them for dinner, this made..