The Improv Story Thread

...the ants angry. They didn't know where the ketchup was, and they surely didn't want to be eaten, so they said...

 

that they would be her henchmen if only she saved them from the barflies and the cat..

 

But the queen of bees was so drunk by then that she accidentally...

 

fell over before she could beat anybody and..

 

Dick Dastardly who hangs around with a pink lady and a strange looking dog with the personality of a...

 

long-haired black stallion in heels with a..

 

purple fedora and a penchant for breaking out into song. The dog begins to bark at...

 

the collection of Julie Andrews CD"S which someone left on the table near a fresh .......

 

new umbrella that they used..

 

to construct a doomsday device. Fortunately for mankind .......

 

as a makeshift parachute when they jumped out of the window to escape from...

 

the renegade purple monkey militia who were tired of washing dishes and instead ....

 

decided to overthrow the evil overlord, who was - surprisingly - ....

 

the owner of a wet noodle factory. The plans to the factory were delivered by a spy who had a ....

 

nasty case of the Shingles. Luckily for the rest of his squad there..

 

was a basement stocked with submachine guns and grenades. The bloodshed began when...

 

one of the sub-machine guns fell into a bucket of toxic gas and the grenades..

 

exploded, killing all but one of them. This lone survivor's name was..

 

Bond, James Bond. After surviving the brutal incident..

 

Bond decided a change was due and instead of his usual martini, celebrated his new lease on life with...

 

a brand new crack pipe and a couple of rocks. He was flying high until...

 

he saw a malevolent purple rabbit staring at him from the corner of the room. He jumped, startled and..

 

ran outside--where a cop with handcuffs was waiting. The cop said,...

 

"I see those pipes buster. You're getting a frisking." Bond backed away and said..

 

"You'll never take me alive, copper!" Bond then used his magical powers to teleport himself to another demension where...