The Improv Story Thread

he met up with an old friend who went by the name of Professor Jacques Clouseau. There they..

 

shared stories and...

 

planned a magnificent adventure which would take them to...

 

the renown mythical land of Middle-Earth. When they got there..

 

a vast expanse of underground tunnels lay before them. The treasure they were looking for was located...

 

deep in the mines of Moria. They decided to go down and find it but were stopped by..

 

the sight of Snow White and Cinderella, who were fist fighting over...

 

who was prettier. Bond decided to..

 

let them duke it out and continued on his journey. Soon he was joined by...

 

Captain Hook and Mary Poppins on the way. Together they..

 

drew up a plan on how to reach the treasure before their nemesis, Lord Voldemort, could...

 

Use his dark magic and turn Peter Pan into an adult. Appalled, they..

 

called Chuck Norris for some advice. Unfortunately, Chuck was busy...

 

making cheesy commercials for no reason. They then looked to Jerry Seinfeld but..

 

he was in the middle of a stand-up comedy routine. Finally, Janet Jackson showed up and...

 

...pushed him off the stage to show her breast to the whole world again, but Justin Timberlake wasn't there so...

 

she ran and got Lance Bass, the next best thing. Of course it was to bad that Lance..

 

was busy taking part in the gay pride parade in San Francisco, so Miss Jackson...

 

asked her brother Michael for help. Michael shocked everyone when he showed up with...

 

...a woman as his date. But nobody knew his date was actually...

 

James Bond in disguise, who'd...

 

...was in the middle of obtaining the secret documents when Woopi Goldberg...

 

Told him the 'jig was up'. Confused, he..

 

responded that he wasn't dancing, and then...

 

his chest started ticking...