You know how we are depressed sometimes, well let's have a joke thread! If it's going to be controversial, preface it before you tell the joke and then highlight it in black. First Joke: Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 KG. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ~Raven.