The Not Happy Thread

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  1. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    Your blowjob during offensive is much admired among a hardcore clique, meaning the fan club.


    Also I think lady protethteth too much. Some of us are very romantic. Myself I am a romantic soloist, an RS in the vernacular of our movement.
     
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  2. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Could my fan club make themselves known so we can form a critique group?

    All I need to do is talk through ideas every few months and whinge every few days. I'm quite a low maintenance CP, I think. :D
     
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  3. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    In other news a colleague who's partner works for EST international pointed this out to me today https://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/under-the-skin/key-issues

    the TLDR version is that organised gangs are stealing donkeys from poor people in africa in order to slaughter then for the collagen under their skin , which winds up in anti aging creams, chinese medicine and so forth

    As shown by people like this fucking idiot http://www.vivawoman.net/2011/04/eating-donkey-hide-gelatin-for-lustrous-skin/ - how she can describe herself as 'greener' whilst encouraging gullible fuckwits to eat potentially stolen donkeys for a more lustrous skin is beyond me - top tip , its bollocks, the collagen etc breaks down in your stomach it does not make you look younger
     
  4. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    I think matt meant my fans (both of them) - unless your romance book also includes a blowjob interrupted by rocket fire
     
  5. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    @TE, if you want an idiot to read a chapter a week and suggest omission of def/indef articles, I am the go to man. Same for you @Moose with your dismemberments.
     
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    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    I don't have a fan club?

    Well I'm not happy about that, either.
     
  7. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    I saw a movie once that had a blowjob ending in fireworks, is that close? Quite a well-known film, btw. :)
     
  8. Catrin Lewis

    Catrin Lewis Contributor Contributor Community Volunteer Contest Winner 2023

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    Have you been able to deal with this yet? If not, was it a medical practitioner who alerted you to the cyst? Ask him/her if any of the medical centers in your community have a charity care fund. Around here, most of them do; it's the required give-back in return for their tax-exempt status. You'll have to fill out some paperwork about your financial situation, but it shouldn't be too intrusive.

    Or just call your local med center and ask them, straight out. No need to be worrying about a cyst. Get that sonogram.
     
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  9. Lea`Brooks

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    Not yet. I've been trying to get health insurance through my work, but they need a bunch of paperwork. So I faxed it over, but it wasn't what they needed, so I faxed more, and it still wasn't what they needed. Turns out I don't have the correct paperwork yet, so I've been going through all this for nothing. My husband told me to just make the appointment and we'll pay out of pocket. I'm gunna call them tomorrow.
     
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  10. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

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    Was it Splash?
     
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  11. big soft moose

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    No that ended with her doing the underwater thing on him..
     
  12. iRoppa

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    Is it me? Or are people in general losing the ability to think for themselves? It seems a lot of the people I meet or have to deal with in some regard or other have been lobotomized! They're just dribbling idiots that have to be led around by the hand! My God man, I fear for the human race. I really do.
     
  13. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    that'll teach you to hang out at the houses of parliment
     
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    Yeah, I guess. I should really stop watching PMQs too...
     
  15. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    No, although there were depths mentioned.
     
  16. matwoolf

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    Was it Jaws? ;)
     
  17. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Warmer, less bitey :)
     
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    Teeth had a similar event.
     
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    So there's been a massive mess up on my workplace and my annual appraisal was somehow missed. All I can do is make a racket in the first hour of my shift because that's when the senior managers who've been around more than a couple of months are in this week.

    Oh, and my money is on the managers are going to rip the staff a new one at the meeting that's coming up.
     
  20. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Well fuck. I got home and found out that my beloved cat that I've had since 2004 has died. :( I've no words to describe this...

    Fuck!!
     
  21. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    Oh, no. I'm so sorry Link :friend:
     
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  22. BayView

    BayView Huh. Interesting. Contributor

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    Oh, no.

    I just lost my cat last week, too. Eighteen years of fuzzy friendship - she left a pretty big hole behind.

    Stupid animals. They need to live longer!
     
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  23. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Contributor

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    Ah, sorry to hear it Link and BayView. Cats are good companions.
     
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  24. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I loved that cat. :cry: She used to curl up in my bed when I slept; used to curl up on my lap when I played games or played on the computer. I still remembered the time I helped her get over her fear of humans when she was a kitten by simply sitting in the laundry room where she kept herself hidden and just...waited like a life-sized Buddha statue until she came up to me. She learned to trust me, and eventually learned to trust everyone else. At one point, she even lept onto my grandmother's lap and she (the grandmother) simply said, "Well, guess I'm now part of the family, huh?"

    Jesus fucking Christ...
     
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    Sounds like she had a quality life, @Link the Writer. That's the great thing people like you do for their animals.
     
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