How to annoy your parents

(I do not own! Got it from here: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/36263/title/41-ways-annoy-parents)


1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

16. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

17. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

18. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

19. Try to climb the wall.

20. Say everything backwards.

21. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

22. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

23. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

24. Try to swim in the floor.

25. Pretend to be a phone.

26. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

27. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

28. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

29. Tap on their door all night.

30. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

31. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

32. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

33. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

34. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

35. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

36. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

37. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

38. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

39. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

40.Yell out mango everywhere you go

 

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Oh, OK.

 

It seems like a list of acting insane almost. I think most parents would be worried if their kid talks to a pen and walks into a wall.

 

That's the point, lol.

 

Not to be a prude, but watch how you use the word "retard." That's offensive. Please remove that one, otherwise I'll have to.

 

Most kids are professionals in this area. They don't need any list.