Oh teh noes, it's either Arcueid Brunestud or Warachia: Either way we're all SCREWED! SCREEEWED! [don't look it up if you don't know] WWYDI if you were on a picnic with family and friends and it began to rain?
I would not answer his questions and look at him as if in a trance. Once he is weirded out and looking around for the nearest exit, I would just say, "Hmp. You know what. I've never had frog legs before." Kermit's only response would be a deep gulp in his throat. WWYD if Jesus Christ sat next to you on the bus stop at 4 in the morning in worst part of town?