The "What would you do game".

go wherever i wanted to lol


what would you do if suddenly you and the closest person to you became joined at the arse?

 

Why don't you put up any of your writing? I'm sure it will be well received.

Nothing, who's to say we aren't already? =P ( Stalker?! Where?)

Ponder what impact it would have on toilet trips.


What would you do if I was actually Vroom Vroom Daddy and Vroom Vroom Daddy was actually Domoviye who is actually the youngest son of Ariella which would mean I am the youngest son of Ariella, but Ariella is actually Vroom Vroom Daddy?

 

I would leave this forum and go hide out somewhere very very very far away from here.

What would you do if Myst was actually Misstikal who was actually ItalionStalion who was actually a fly on the wall?



Ariella

 

It probably would be. I just haven't felt like it. Laziness and all.
Also all of my stories are at least two thousand words plus so I'd have to divide them up a little and re-edit them to make them easier to read here.

Grab the fly swatter.

What would you do if you were being chased by Elmer Fudd?

 

Thank the good lord I aint bugs bunny or daffy duck

What would you do if you woke up in the morning adn found out that you were Big Bird form sesame street?

 

Avoid eating chicken, partridge, turkey, and any other birds. Also find out who drugged me and kill them.

What would you do if you woke up and discovered you were Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street?

 

nothing, because the only difference would be the excessive body hair and id be male.

what would you do if you woke up and you were madly in love with snuffleufagus from sesame street

 

Gain a vacuum cleaner fetish. Theres one with a nice long hose downstairs right now just waiting for me.

What would you do if you woke up with a frogs tongue and a craving for insects?

 

go for a stroll in the garden and go and get some tips from my chicken.

what would you do if you turned into a duck, and you were in an asian takeaway about to get your head chopped off?

 

Due to the sudden change of perspective, having limbs that I didn't have before, and being in an entirely different place probably get my head chopped off due to shock.

What would you do if everything you tasted, tasted like mint tea?

 

I would drink mint tea, which would taste like "everything", because it's a PARADOX. Well actually maybe not..but that's how it is in the movies, so yeah...


What would you do if your mum is actually the lead singer of Muse?

 

i would die of shame

what would you do if your mum is actually your dad?

 

I would wonder how I ever came to be.

What would you do if you were picked to ride a bucking bull in a rodeo?

 

i would put on my chaps and strap on some balls.

what would you do if you had the chance to cure a disease but it somehow proved that jesus was made up.....think of the controversy.....

 

Do it in an instant. Not religious so I don't care.

What would you do if everyone started sneering at you and acted very sarcastic to you?

 

Give them a good slap in the face and say "get lost you idoits"

What would you do if your car was driving itself around?

 

I have a car! WOW!
As long as I'm in it and it goes where I want great. I can take a nap.

What would you do if you were stuck on a ledge and the only way off was to jump into the ocean 30 feet below you and try to swim to safety, or climb 100 feet straight up with no gear.

 

I would take my chances with the ocean. Hights scare the beegebers out of me.

What would you do if you came home and found that someone had stolen all of your utensils?

 

go out and buy more. or order pizza.

what would you do if you stunk really bad and no shower or soap or deoderant would ever stop it?

 

Become a hermit and write really depressing stories about the cruelty of the world.

What would you do if you woke up covered in long silky fur, and it kept growing back?

 

Celebrate. Damn technology.

What would you do if you were dead

 

Discover if there was an afterlife?

What would you do if you only saw in black and white?

 

freak out for a few minutes then settle myself with a nice double shot of jack daniels on ice.

what would you do if everything in the world suddenly turned into poo except you

 

I'd be up S*%t creek without a paddle.

What would you do if your fingernails turned into toffee, and kept growing like normal nails?

 

Whenever I clip my nails I'll eat the clippings. (toffee tastes good, regardless of dirt!)

What would yo do if tomorrow archaeologists found the skeleton of a huge, winged lizard, which proves that dragons existed? (and may still exist)