Half breath. WYR have one favorite song played in your head on a continuous loop or 10-second snippets of many songs?
Chocolate! I should so actually do that. I'm sure it improves the flavour. Would you rather be damagingly eccentric, with a crippled social life, or very dull, in a world of other dull people?
The scariest for sure. would you rather travel the galaxy with Ford Prefect or the crew of the Enterprise?
Oh yeah, I'm going with Ford Prefect and my towel. Would you rather be stuck in a submarine with water coming in or in a plane in free fall?
Plane, at least you can glide down to a mostly safe landing. WYR eat two sticks of butter or drink three cups of olive oil?
Eugh! Let's go with the olive oil. WYR get kicked by a donkey, or bitten by an alligator snapping turtle? (google image the second, if you're feeling brave)
Cat food is my favorite....but seriously, the one implies the other, doesn't it? Would you rather be commercially successful but critically reviled (E.L. James), or critically acclaimed but unknown in your lifetime (John Kennedy Toole, but it doesn't have to go to suicide)
Does the critical reception in this hypothetical accurately reflect the artistic merit of my work? If not, the first is good, because as long as someone likes it enough to make me money, and lots, I don't care if others dislike it as long as their criticism doesn't feel right. But if they are on to something, then no, I'm not writing bad books for money. I don't expect a career out of writing anyway, it's a hobby. WYR be unpopular friend-wise or unpopular date wise? Given neither as completely excluded.
Talk to my 20 year older self. The past is in the past. But you can change the future. Woud you rather kill your pet or the person you hate most?
Limp. WYR: Get 100$ an hour for being tortured for 8 hours a day, or $35 an hour for torturing someone for 8 hrs a day?
Myself. Would you rather have literally all the sex you want or one amazing, impossibly good session?
All the sex I want... <G> Would you rather be one of the sexiest humans alive (assuming you could sexually appeal to EVERYone) and be terrible at sex, or be one of the best at sex and be ugly?
Sexiest alive. I think the initial draw is more important, and I can just take it slow and draw him in emotional and he won't care so much. I think. Plus I'd get to be "Sexiest Man Alive." Would you rather have two million dollars or a hour more to live?
Two million dollars, easy! Money is time, they say, and I think two million is worth a lot more than an hour. Would you rather have a dragon you could call to ride on anytime, or have the ability to turn into a dragon anytime?
Be the dragon! Roar! WYR live in the perfect house (for you) or a decent house in a perfectly run country (for you)?
I would rather have a dragon could call on .... no more traffic for me Would you rather have loads of cash and good looks or the inner piece of the Buddha?
Cash and good looks. WYR eat the greatest tasting cake ever conceived but lose an 1 year of your life every time you ate it or eat a cake that looks, smells and tastes similar to poop but adds six months to your life every you ate it?
Why on earth would I kill myself for one pleasure when extending my life allows for more of others? WYR live in the perfect house or a country with the perfect government? (Reworded)
