I suppose a 3cm penis...Though neither of these are good options. At least with a 3 cm penis you can wear clothes and shit. Either way, you're not going to be able to pleasure a woman. It would boil down to which would be the most comfortable. Having a giant beef stick in between my legs seems much less comfortable. Would you rather have be paralyzed from the waist down, or the waist up?
My idea of perfect government would be no government at all just good hearted intelligent people figuring it all out - so, I'll take the perfect house! WYR go back in history and fly with the Wright Brothers on their first successful flight or go forward in time and have tea with the future queen of England?
Supposed to answer the last question asked, not whichever one you want. But I'd probably rather have tea with the queen. Flying scares me. Waist down. Gotta be able to feed myself or I'd rather be dead. Would you rather: 1) write and publish only ONE novel of mediocre quality but of resounding success (think Twilight or 50 Shades) Or: 2) publish a high quality novel every year but never gain fame or recognition?
Second. As long as I have a decent job as well and maybe makes some money for the books I'm good. And I'd most prefer to be famous for activism anyway.
Which of the following meals would you rather eat: 1) a big plate of overcooked noodles with chunks of Spam meat added in, mixed with grape jelly, with pickle juice drizzled over it and a bunch of mayonnaise on top 2) a pizza that's totally normal except it has one large dead cockroach on each slice, totally bloated and obvious what it is, and you have to eat them along with the pizza
The first. Not a great combination, but not the same level of horror. It would just be a bit bad. WYR have more money or more sex?
To Lea Brooks and other members - I agree that the last WYR should be the one responded to, however, it seems if more than one person is typing a response to the same WYR then he or she who gets done the fastest has their response posted first. Evidently, that is what happened to me because the WYR I responded to was the last one posted in this thread when I began typing my response. Just thought someone might like to know -
Refresh your browser,there was a 7 day gap and several replies between the original question and your answer showing up.
Considering the question you answered was posted a week ago (at the bottom of page two) and we're now on page 5, I think you just didn't check the additional pages.
I would rather have more money, because I'm happy with the amount of sex in my life already. WYR have a 100% certain answer to what happens after death, and to all the mysteries of the universe (like alien life, what is the source of consciousness, etc) but getting the knowledge means you only have 10 years left, or live another 80 years without ever knowing?
I'd go with the second option, it'll suck never getting those answers but at least I get to live for another 80 years. If you had to choose to live in the world of one of the two following video games without ever being able to leave, which one WYR choose? 1. World of Warcraft or 2. Star Wars the Old Republic
Star Wars, being a jedi sounds rad. WYR be relentlessly chased by a grizzly bear or a panther? Both are determined to eat you
Bear. WYR be able to sleep with anyone you want, but it takes a year off your life each time, or live twice as long with no sexual contact (INCLUDING masturbation)
I'll go with the first option. I don't know about others, but the very idea of never having sex again is enough to drive me crazy. WYR be stranded buck naked in the north pole or stuck inside a volcano that could erupt at any second?
Volcano, I'd least I'd die hot as hell. WYR eat a food saturated with laxative, or food riddled with ipecac? (ipecac is the stuff that makes you vomit uncontrollably)
Laxative. Wyr be invited to permanently live on martian habitat with 500 others or continue live on earth?
It depends on the mentalities and cultures of the 500 people, and whether I'd get along better or worse with them than with the people on earth. WYR be 50 pounds overweight but with the coolest clothes you can imagine, or be at a great fitness level but always have to dress frumpy?
I'd rather dress frumpy. I never cared for how my clothes looked anyhow. WYR run 50 miles in death valley, or swim 50 miles in the pacific?
Pacific. WYR be the greatest chef in the world, but lose the ability to taste anything or be the greatest singer/songwriter in history, but be dyslexic?
Well, a singer songwriter with dyslexia can still hear their songs, so that one. WYR be rich or famous?
Rich, definitely. Could not handle fame even if I was rich. WYR have to fully shave yourself (head, face including eyebrows, entire body) every day, or never be allowed to shave or trim any part of yourself ever again?
I'll go with the first option because I'm already a hairy person. WYR have a pet skunk or a pet porcupine?
Skunk! As long as I don't piss him off, he won't gas me. And skunks look kinda cute. Just look at deez babez. WYR have no elbows or no knees?