We've all been at boring jobs, classes and conversations. Every once and a while I think each of us has just had the urge to say something that is completely nonsensical or inappropriate. Sometimes we even say it out loud. So what have you said or heard that just didn't sound quite appropriate? My contributions: In class while introducing myself: "When I left University, I had no idea what I wanted to do. So I became a teacher." At McDonalds while my manager was listening on the headset: Customer: I want a big mac with extra diarrhea sauce. Me: Ok, one big mac, extra mac sauce. Customer: No! I said extra diarrhea sauce. Me: Right. Extra mac sauce. This went on for about half a minute before the manager told them to leave. This one happened to me. Student: When I complete university I want to marry a foreigner and have many beautiful babies with him. (As the only foreigner there, most eyes turned to me and there were a lot of smiles.) This wasn't anything I said but I think it counts. Standing in the front of the class waiting for the next period, about 10 students took out camera phones and started snapping pictures. I don't think they expected me to start making faces at them. Or to hide behind the desk at one point (the number of cameras were freaking me out). Ok what are some of yours?