eeek! *throws a cute fluffy kitten at honeybun* ...perhaps i should've checked if she's allergic first.
ugh Guinness *doges Guinness letting it seep into the irish sea... and the tsunami caused by the majority of Ireland just "going for a swim" goes straight at Corpsetastic* No need for me to do anything Whiskey FTW!
*runs around underneath where the drunk Ashleigh is going to fall...misses and Ashleigh consequently dies...throws her corpse*
Oops, the plate shatters in pieces when it hits the rock. *Throws a maid to clean up the mess', including the spaghetti.*