Hi guys, As i said in the title, i want to learn to construct witty, cocky funny sentences... AND also write and construct sophisticated literature, my writing situation at the moment is very beginner in my opinion. I see funny/sophisticated sentences and laugh, always wanting to construct similar sentences but never knowing how to... or where to begin?.. below is an example of what i'm talking about.. "It's true, us Asians have a biological predisposition to technology and gaming that allows us supernatural abilities in MMOs. We were hoping to keep this a secret from the masses, but we've been found out." Its funny cocky.. What i'm after is constructing sophisticated sentences, and funny cocky sentences... maybe what i'm after is just writing and vocabulary in general... and the way its constructed is from my attitude/personality... Do any masters of writing here have any tips on where i begin to learn, what i should read or what attitude to embrace when writing? Thanks!