I, what is that from? The only thing that makes sense to me at the moment is that it's some kind of soviet propaganda.
Vlad and Alexander looked at the piece of concept art. Despite the former's best attempt, neither of them were particularly pleased with it. "It's been what, ten years since he was president? I don't think Nixon is relevant to people anymore." That man's face had been a blessing to their work before and was once a trusty stable of work. The pair of them were sat inside The Department of Propaganda in Moscow, working on the next big thing to appeal to the youth of the state, and remind them of the glory of communism. "I don't think we can go back to buff Marx." Vlad started to drum his fingers against the old desk. "I like the fat version of Mickey though. What about a drawing showing Mickey as the puppet master for Reagan?" "We've already tried something similar with that clown, what was it called?" "The McDonalds one?" Alexander nodded, before beginning to drum his fingers on the table. "We need a face of evil. Someone everyone knows about and who did things history won't forget." Vlad took a sip of coffee. "Could we not just do fat capitalist pig again? The man upstairs loves it, and we get to go home early." Alex shook his head. "No. You really should have more ambition." He moved so that he was sat across from Vlad, staring at him the eyes as he spoke. "Do you want a better life Vlad? A larger apartment, more food for the family." "I don't have a family so." He replied, moving two fingers to his temple and leaning on them. He was tired, grey bags around the eyes. "Okay, do you want a better life Vlad, one with nice cars, soft chairs, and an apartment that you can lounge in all day?" Vlad gave a tentative nod before sipping his drink again. "Then we need to work hard,and show how immoral capitalists are for craving material comforts," Alex replied, a beaming smile on his face. "We're going to create the best piece of propaganda we can. One that will remind this generation and next five about the merits of communism, and how we work for a brighter future." "Hitler." Vlad murmured, wanting to be left alone with his coffee. "Everyone knows Hitler."
Nope you are off a tad. I got it from Rule 34, searched Nightmare_Fuel. It was actually really good. And pretty funny.
I can't say I've ever been embarrassed by my writing or what I've written. Maybe my last application to Bread Loaf would qualify.
Then I'll be giving you your dare or truth. @Cave Troll mind if I just edit this post after I watch an episode? Episode One Review: Disturbing, and I do not agree that rusty spoons are orgasmic. Salad Fingers' fingers are also freaking me out lol! Episode Two Review: Wtf? He has no friends, and I would never get CLOSE to his oven with MY supple frame. Also, wtf did he stab his finger on? A nail? And the fact that he enjoys the red water makes me wonder if he is suicidal........ Episode Three Review: That nettle episode DID NOT bring happy times, also my new favorite character is BBQ Guy!
@gibble410 It is fine if you want to update the post as you go. And it is an honest dare. All 10 episodes and your honest experience. Fair warning it only gets worse and worse, before it ends leaving you creeped and confused the hell out. Have fun.
@doggiedude You want truth or dare? Nvm I just read @gibble410 's post. He'll be giving you your truth or dare
HE DOES TOO. Marjorie Stewart Baxter, and the other one whose name I forgot. Don't go dissing Salad Fingers
Hubert Cumberdale and Jeremy Fisher, and Milford/Harry Cubicle, and Aunty Bainbridge, and Horace Horsecollar. He has plenty of friends.
