Truth or Dare

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  1. gibble410

    gibble410 Contributor Contributor

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    Hurricane Matthew is in my area, WiFi will be shaggy. Feel free to skip me while I continue my dare, when I am done I can give a t/d to the next guy
     
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  2. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Episode Four Review: Berets just aren't SF thing! And who enjoys getting stuck in a bear trap? Deeply dark, deeply funny! :-D

    Episode Five Review: He does not look "pretty" in his wedding dress. Also, I feel terribly sorry for that bird, who stole the rusty spoon. Tetnis (I think that's the word) is coming his way. (Did I just diss SF? NAUGHTY MOUTH!)

    Episode Six Review: .shudders. Jeremy Fisher gives me the willy's. And his daughter, AND SF.

    Episode Seven Review: Floor Sugar? I get the feeling something isn't right with Mr.Fingers. Couldn't helpt but noticing Kenneth is rocking that dinner jacket! XD. Mr.Branches could give him a run for his money though!

    Episode Eight Review: If SF (Salad Finger) gives Roger food, that's probably why roger dosent work. WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A SAFETY CUPBOARD? Poor Penny Pigtails, why doth you hath legs made of cotton? You could have gotten raspberry jam! SF is also like Trump. He wants dirty immigrants out, but makes others, cough cough Hubert cough, do it.

    Will do the others soon, also, @doggiedude, I will give you your dare later, after I complete it lol.


    Episode 9&10: I'm a little freaked out, and wtf kind of ending was that? Salad Fingers is probably going to make regular trips into my nightmares. .shudders and shakes.
     
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  4. Tenderiser

    Tenderiser Not a man or BayView

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    doggiedude Contributor Contributor

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    Yea... Out of boredom, I watched the first two episodes of that thing. All I can say is, WTF? People find this entertaining?
     
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    @Doggied truth or dare?
     
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    I'll go for the dare
     
  8. gibble410

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    Your dare, should you choose to accept it is.....

    Write five haiku poems, 2 of them about Hostess going out of buisness and the other 3 about a lone Hostess Twinkie (successfully) escaping from the factory.
     
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    I couldn't write poetry if someone held a gun to my head. I hope you'll accept this 500 word Twinkie story instead.


    The rolling line slowed and then stopped. The constant thrum of a thousand machines groaned to a halt. Frank had kept his eyes closed in anticipation of the of the hot injection he’d waited for so long to receive. When it didn’t come, he sat up — endless row of identical spongy goodness to either side of him. The soft murmurs from his fellows frantically filled the factory floor. Furious, he shouted into the emptiness “What the fuck?” The last remaining fluorescent lights flickered feebly.

    Francine nudged him. “Lay down. It’ll start up again.”

    He waved her away. “Something isn’t right. The workers are gone.”

    He stood and walked down the line, weaving between his comrades in cornsyrupy confection. Corky, Conrad, Cathy, Clueless Carl who was facing the wrong direction — with concern, he coursed the circuit — Caitlyn, Chrissy, Clair who spent so much time on the internet most of them put an E in front of her name.

    “Hello?” His voice echoed the empty building. “Hello? I’d like my creamy filling now please.” Silence was the only response and the void inside him begged to be filled. They would not leave him unsatisfied. He would have that warm white goo pumped into him no matter the obstacle put in front of him.

    Donald, Deidra, Debbie. He paused at Debbie and adjusted his red cowboy hat. “Hey, Babe. Want to go with me to get filled?” She looked a little stale.

    “Nah.” She sprawled on the conveyer belt — gashes exposed. “Donald has been grabbing my caves all day.”

    He tipped his hat to her as he continued his quest for a load big enough to kill a diabetic. First a saunter, then a trot, faster and faster until he was sprinting toward Zelda.

    At last, he found it. Slick steel skewers of slimy sugar spikes. Six of them. “Success!” He sung out from his solar plexus. Wrapping his arms around the device he lined up his hungry holes — hot and heaving.

    Zelda interrupted him. “You might want to—” She blushed, making her look like one of the Pink Sno-Balls. “You know.” She pointed down.

    “Oh. Right, thanks.” Frank spit into his hand and moistened his fissures. With a quick prayer to the patron saint of virgins and pastry he jumped and thrust the spikes in, holding Spike in a hug that would’ve made an octopus jealous. “Take me. Take me,” he groaned as he writhed in ecstasy.

    After a few pumps, the warmth flowed into him. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” He fell onto his back. Dribbles of white cream dripped from his orifices. Compleated. A true Twinkie at last.

    It took him a few minutes to return to his rubbery legs. “Thank you,” he said to Spike-483B. “Thank you.” He licked the end of Spike. It tasted kind of nasty, but Frank was too happy to care.

    Jumping down to the floor, he headed toward the glowing exit sign.

    A voice rang out. “Frank! You should put on a wrapper before you go out there.”

    He dismissed the comment. It was far too late for a wrapper.
     
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  10. Neliel

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    Hello...

    May I join in on the fun?
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    My sentiments exactly.

    Lovely!
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    @doggiedude Too damn funny sir, too damn funny. :superlaugh:
     
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    Me too. What do I do?
     
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  14. Neliel

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    @Cave Troll your signature, the part where you define Fantasy, it reminded me of my boyfriend after ahem... ya know, 'happy ending' and a cigarette. Coincidence? :superthink:
     
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    Pick one .. truth or dare?
     
  16. Neliel

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    Truth.
     
  17. doggiedude

    doggiedude Contributor Contributor

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    What type of scenes do you dread writing even though they usually have to get written?
     
  18. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    @Neliel no it is not a coincidence that it would have you think that. I just kinda wrote it as a joke considering I write Sci-fi and other things. :p
     
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  19. Neliel

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    @Cave Troll Ah... I see. I fell for it. :p

    @doggiedude Action/Fight scenes are the worst for me. I mean, I imagine it all so very clearly, but I just can't seem to quite comprehend how reading word by word would translate to the things I see inside my head, you know? Sometimes, I feel like there are too many words for it to be an action scene. And most of the time, things don't come out as I want them to at all.

    Pffft. Hate 'em.

    Who's next?

    Edit: @cydney , didn't you wanna join? Truth or dare?
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Though I no stranger to writing the funner things. :supergrin:
     
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    I'm the same way. I generally find ways to avoid fight scenes and just get to the aftermath.
    I'd rather write a sex scene than people slinging swords or punches.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I'll go next. Truth.
     
  23. Neliel

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    Exactly. It's just plain weird.

    Have you ever done drugs? And if so, did you take advantage of that moment to get some writing/art done?
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I smoked weed when I was 18 for a while (11 years ago). I never wrote anything nor drew anything. Instead
    my friend and I would discuss some pretty meta stuff and philosophy, while playing Halo on the
    original X-box, or just sitting around where ever.
     
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    Pick truth or dare & someone will give you something.
     

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