Two Lies and a Truth

If that's the case, come join us in the Not Happy Thread.

 

Well you got it by accident and it's all my fault since you couldn't tell I'm from Texas.
To be fair, i kind of cheated, all of #3 is true except it was Football, not Lacrosse.

 

And I thought I was the only Texan 'round these parts ...

 

I was born in Los Angeles
I am in love
I have lived in China

 

I was gonna guess #2. Totally believable.

Ever hear of the Pep Boys?
It was supposed to be Mannie Moe Jack & Sam
My Great-grandmother wouldn't lend my grandfather the $100 to go in with them.
Sigh.

 

1. You're too depressed to be in a fulfilling relationship, methinks. Unless... it's unrequited? Hmm. Still 1 though.

 

1's the lie

depressed people can be in love, weirdo

 

You messed up just like i did, its two lies and a truth, not the other way around

 

He was lying about that.

 

... just how deep does this rabbit hole go?

 

damn. ok.

1. my grandmother had a government job
2. my father has a manual labor job
3. my mother has no job

 

I don't know, this just seems like a lot of work to me.

 

Things I'm doing today:
Going to the gym
Having sex
Lying

 

I am going to go with :Going to the gym.

1. Drink Coffee
2. Crash into the sun
3.Play in the rain

 

1. I once wanted to be a poet.
2. I know how to swim.
3. I smoke.

 

I am guessing number one. Crash into the sun is probably a video game.

 

Number two, you know how to swim is my guess.


Here's my two truths and a lie.

1. I drove from Alabama to MN and back one summer five years ago - travelling alone.
2. I gave Reba McIntyre change for a dollar and she gave me two tickets to her show but I had to give them away because I had to work.
3. I saw LeBron James play basketball when he was still in high school.

 

I once accidentally ate some fly eggs.
I am the only person to catch a Sea Lamprey on a rod and line. There's no other record of this (in the UK anyway).
I love reading stories written in the present tense.

 

I'd say you once accidentally ate some fly eggs.

My tupp'orth

I used to do break dancing.
I have flown UK to Australia, and back, in less than three days.
I love rap music.

 

@Scot You're right But I read the question wrongly and posted two truths and one lie by mistake. The other truth being I caught the Lamprey I literally cannot read present tense lol


...moving on

 

I thought I'd reply to this but I have so many wacky experiences which are actually true that I have a hard time coming up with lies

 

Ooh, I like this game.

Hm...you used to break dance?

Mine:

I have two cats and a turtle.
I attended four different high schools in four years.
I broke my leg in three places when I was 12.

 

Wrong! It was the second. Glasgow-Dubai-Brisbane-Chinchilla-Brisbane-Hong Kong-Glasgow in less than 72 hours.

You? Broke your leg in three places. (I wouldn't go back to any of these places if I were you.)

 

This thread is very confusing to read in one sitting.

I am so overwhelmed with trying to make sense of this that I cannot bring myself to participate.

I no longer know what rings true.

 

How droll. Actually, I've never broken a bone, much less had multiple fractures. But I did switch schools a lot, including four high schools in four years.