Useless Facts

For @Lewdog before he changes his avatar:
In some cultures from Texas to Virginia and all other places with rednecks and hillbillies, the raccoon baculum has played an important role in hygiene as a toothprick toothpick.

 

My avatar isn't just any raccoon, he is Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

Wow, that is a useless fact.

 

Coca Cola can be used to clean toilets.

This is an important fact for anyone out there that has a cat that loves to drink out of the toilet.

 

That makes this a useful fact, not a useless one. Off topic, I say! Off topic!

 

The Bloods and the Crips stemmed from a band of young boys who weren't allowed into Boy Scouts for being black, so they made their own club.

Another: Yes, I do judge you if you're racist. No, I don't care what you have to say in defense.

 

If you are going to judge, are you going to wear one of those cool robes like Judge Judy?

 

There are many stars in the universe

 

You know it, sistah.

 

A cat's back legs are twice as long as its front legs.

 

No wonder I am looking down

 

Macquar male monkeys attack other male macquar monkeys when they are their weakest.

For the male readers amongst us, what feels like heaven would surely be hell

 

When taking a dump?

 

Almost.
Now change the d to a h and cringe

 

I don't cringe when I hump, the cringe usually comes the morning after...for the woman.

 

I am wearing gray underwear.

 

You mean gray and brown underwear.

 

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

 

You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

 

At 24 months, the elephant has the longest gestation period of any animal.

 

...and is the only animal with four knees.

 

...and is the only animal that can't jump.

 

...and the two species can be differentiated by the size and shape of their ears.

 

...and can fly with their ears.



Well, maybe not.