Vending Machine[The New Version]

You get a drunk homeless man who wants to take you to the local pub

*glass coin*

 

you get a pint glass to make drinking with the homeless man more interesting...you also develop an irish accent.

*shamrock coin*

 

you develp a strange urge and sudden talent for river dancing that matches your newfound irish accent

*ancient irish coin* (sorry, i don't know what its called)

 

you get a dozen of dancing annoying irish gnomes.

*1 euro-coin.*

 

You receive...a mars bar, clearly the vending machine is running out of leprechauns...sorry

*A dozen dancing, irish leprechauns compressed into a coin the size of...a coin.*

 

Delicious Fruity Pebbles Cereal with a free limited edition blue spoon inside!

*coin*

 

You get moldy pebbles

*pita pocket in the shape of a coin*

 

you get nothing.

I wonder if it's broken.

I kick the machine hard and put a coin in it.

 

A talking teddy bear that says insults.

"You're FAT."

*Coin*

 

You get a hat that eats hair

*coin*

 

Your coin.

We do not accept outdated coins.

*coin*

 

you get a top hat with a hole in the top....the rabbit ate its way out

fluffy tail coin*

 

You get the half eaten carrot the rabbit left in our machine

*coin*

 

nothing... we take your money, bwahahahahahahaha...

*coin*

 

you get a bullet....at a velocity of 850 feet per second, good luck.

*coin*

 

you get a plastic water gun...velocity depends on how fast you can keep squeezing the little plastic trigger before it falls off

*soaking wet coin*

 

A towel. You want this marina?

*coin*

 

Goody bag with french fries

*coin*

 

a strange gas comes out making you fall asleep

*coin*

 

Adolph Hitler to help you with your Art

*coin*

 

a fluffly hot pink boa

*glittery coin*

 

a plastic boa constrictor with shiny, plastic scales! Whoopee!

*counter from a connect four game*

 

You get marble

*coin*

 

an alarm clock that is impossible to turn off and just beeps perpetually

*coin*

 

You get a zombie with your brain in its mouth.

*coin*