Vending Machine[The New Version]

you get a giant whose favorite food is bear eaters to chase after the bear eater chasing after the bear chasing after the goat

*giant coin*

 

You get nothing cause the vending machine says so.

*coin*

 

you get about 300 words lol

*coin*

 

you get the right to remain silent

*coin*

 

You get the evidence which may be used against you.

*coin*

 

the vending machines spits out a note; If you throw a certain coin at a certain velocity then a certain policemen will certainly go unconscious ... too bad you gave it to me!!

*flattened chewing gum*

 

The Vending Machine grows legs, spits out your chewing gum and walks off in disgust, shouting "GO *&%$ YOURSELF!!!"

*Long distance coin*

 

long distance phone call

alien coin

 

You get abducted

*coin*

 

you get a replica michael jackson silver glove... hee hee...

coinage...

 

you get the advanced copy of jk rowling's next novel.......too bad it's in swahili

*coin*

 

You get a trigger attached to nothing but an aerial with a note; If you pull the trigger JK Rolling shall die, if you won't do it I'm pretty sure everyone who appreciates GOOD writing will!

*coin*

 

Another note;

We can't believe you actualy pulled the trigger!

*coin*

 

A cannibalistic rabbit

*coin*

 

a rucksack designed for rabbits' ease and style...filled with bombs

*coin*

 

You get bubblegum.

*coin*

 

You get an old fishing boat which has a leak.

*coin*

 

two day old chocolate burbon pecan pie (it's peak of awesome tastyness)

*coin*

 

You are target for an atomic bomb

*a piece of metal in a circle we like to call a coin*

 

the key to ultimate destruction...George Bush's back pocket!

*coin*

 

you get a coin

*coin*

 

You get.......this smiley face <----the roll eyes smiley


*coin*

 

you get a metal contraption that is designed to withhold a small chemical reaction (combustion)and then channels the released energy down a tube and in doing so propels a small metal ball so fast that it is capable of murder...sadly it no longer works.

*coin*

 

You get a lawyer, because you gave me a faulty coin

*coin*

 

you get a box of brownies excpet I already ate them, so really you just get an empty box
and they were rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyyyy good brownies

*coin*