Hi Friends, So I come here after encouragement from another forum where people complimented my writing style, so I came here to test my skills, to see if I could stand toe-to-toe with the big boys, so to speak. My grammar is quite terrible when I don't try, I have a tendency to trail off into rabid double-take-inducing tangents, I have occasional bouts of emo that have alienated most if not all 2 of the friends I have made online. I hate dogs, they're too needy. I hate cats, they think they're hot ****. I hate fish, I can't ****ing pet them. Seriously, a pet you can't pet? Who's the genius who thought of domesticating a creature whose natural habitat is underwater? For christ's sake, we skin/chop up their cousins LIVE and serve them on pretty plates with swirly designs that mock the fact they will never be able to perkily swim those swirly seas EVER again. My father has balls big enough to put them in eyesight of our dinner table. Hypocrisy at its very best, at the very least. But I digress, it's a pleasure meeting you all, I'm hoping to learn a lot in this forum, meet some kool people, and just have a good time writing and reading. Cheers! ;] - S.O.