Wayfarer's Tavern

Nite Lydo.

 

It's a picture...of Joel...a potentially embarrassing picture of Joel, maybe...

Night, Lydia!

Dude...I just leaned forward in my chair and felt something near my butt area...somehow, I got a starburst wrapper down my pants. How do these things happen to me without me noticing?

 

I vote we all make this our new sig.

 

Goodnight Lydy!

 

Hah, me too.

 

Oh, goodness.

In that case, I'm glad I wasn't as descriptive as I was planning on being.

 

we can always use our imaginations to fill in the rest Tingles.

 

Chuck Norris cuts his left hand fingernails. WITH HIS LEFT HAND.

 

Oh noes...look what I've done

 

lol. How's life treating ya Tingles?

 

I have to move my license test appointment.

 

Break a leg, em! But do keep the car in one piece.

 

Good luck Em!

 

Pretty good. Had yesterday and today off with Joel, which was nice. He's changing the oils of our cars right now, and then we get to go grocery shopping (yipee) and run some errands. Exciting, right?

How's your house doing? All nice and sparkly and cool-looking with all the work you put into it recently?

Why sad face? Are you moving it up for back?

 

I have successfully rebuilt the kitchen shelves! (Yeah, I am as amazed as anyone.)

 

Yaaaay! Congrats on your success.

I just finished the part of the slideshow I was working on, saved it, and then tried to play it to watch the whole thing through and fix anything I didn't like, and the program is frozen. If it didn't save before it froze, I swear to god...something will pay.

Edit: It saved. Lucky for it, or I would have brought the pain.

 

*Imagines Tingles standing over the computer with a bat*

 

Ah, I've done that before.

It always obeys my commands once I take out the bat...

 

Me thinks Xeno 3.1 still has some bugs.

 

But we will soon release a patch which erases them.

It's easy to install, too. Just slap it on your arm and wait for three hours. Then take it off and discard. It's a completely revolutionary way of thinking!

 

I heard Gates thinks the same way.

 

Gates?

That fool steals everything from other people.

Do you know that he stole DOS from IBM? Despicable, I tell you.

 

Not only that he stole Windows from ... houses! (You may begin groaning)

 

Thank you. *groans*

Next thing you'll say that Apple will soon be merging with McDonalds and will be bringing out the brand new MacDonalds.

 

We would like to apologise for that joke on behalf of XENO corp. The new bug patch will eliminate these minor floors flaws.