Wayfarer's Tavern

You've stumbled very close to my next screen name.

 

Why spanakopita? Other than to get to the other side?

 

Writing basic summaries of my stuff is somehow harder than actually making it.

 

I need to sleep. It's 7 in the morning! And I need to sleep.

But before that. Hi. I'm technically an old member, but I was MIA for nearly 5 years, and have come back to find solace. I recognize a few old members, but mostly it's new people, which is okay. No one remembers how ridiculous I was. XD

 

I think I remember you. Welcome back!

 

I've become addicted to tomato and vegetable juice. Sadly I just can't afford the cost of eating healthy.

 

None of my dogs were ever this smart.

 

Thanks but...I don't remember you?

 

That's probably because I didn't post very much my first few years here. I was still in college then, so I was busy. I just started school again last year, but now I make sure to set aside some time to participate.

 

DEADMAU5! OMG!

 

Oh, probably...that's good though. I also stopped visiting most of my online communities once I started college, but I feel now I shouldn't have. let's see if I can form a good habit during this last year of college.

 

I wonder if PTSD-induced flashbacks count as hallucinations. They sound rather similar.

 

I 'membaz you, @Charisma.

 

Well, I suppose you could say that, since both are sensations without any stimulation; though, to my knowledge, PTSD flashbacks are repetitive scenes from the actual event, while hallucinations need not be reiterations of what you've already experienced.

Huh, now I feel ridiculous because I don't remember you either! But I do recall we had a member from Puerto Rico. Who had a boyfriend. Is that you?

 

Yup. Same me, same Puerto Rico, same boyfriend.

 

Oh oh oh I remember! I almost feel like an amnesiac who is regaining her memories. Btw, I hope it didn't sound rude, me remembering you by your boyfriend. See, I remember you two wanted to adopt, but the Puerto Rican law didn't let you. Did you guys get that sorted out?

 

Mmmm..... That part must be from a different LGBT member from BITD. No kids. No want'um. No, thank you.

 

Nope. Now you gotta have kids. I already called the storks.

It's unlikely though that I knew a Puerto Rican of such similar profile here, maybe I'm just mixing up details. XD Still, good to know at least one of us has good memory!

 

A doppleganger? No wrey!

 

u like maus? i love listening 2 it while driving me truck trough the US. lets be soulmates 4ever.

 

Grammar police on duty

 

Who thinks @Garball should try out for "Hell's Kitchen?" I want to see him make smartass comments to Chef Ramsay!

 

That would be great, of course.

But you would also have to become the spokesgiraffe for Toys R Us.

 

Speaking of Gordon Ramsey...

 

I've been pushing Garball because I saw they are doing an open casting call in New Orleans.

I wouldn't work as a spokesperson for Toys R Us because I'm a carnivore that eats tall kids.