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    Weekly Poetry Contest (139) - Nonsense Poems

    Discussion in 'Bi-Weekly Poetry Contest Archives' started by Banzai, Feb 9, 2011.

    Weekly
    Poetry Contest
    One Hundred and Thirty Nine




    Sorry for the delay guys. Down to illness on my part.

    The Rules
    • All entries must be on the set theme.
    • Only one entry per member.
    • No editing of entries once posted without my express permission (i.e. PM me and ask).
    • Poems must be titled
    • Poems must be at least seven lines in length.
    • Entries must not have previously posted on the forums, and are not permitted to be posted for critique until AFTER the contest is completed.
    • Any violation of these rules will result in disqualification of entries, and possibly infraction.


    The entry stage will be open for five days, closing on Monday 14th February 2011.

    The voting stage will begin immediately, and will be open for three days, ending on Thursday 17th February 2011.


    And this week's theme is: Nonsense Poems

    The next (140th) contest's theme will be: Cat and Mouse, and it will be opened on Monday 14th February 2011.


    Be imaginative, have fun, and get writing.


    Banzai


    PS: If you have any questions, please feel free to PM me. I don't bite (much).
     
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    nonsense

    nonsense

    wickey wacky woo
    what is a girl to do
    when her handbag splits
    sure is the pits
    wicky wacky woo
    the dog stepped in do doo
    he was on his way
    it wrecked his day
    wicky wacky woo
    the clock is close to two
    so with a shout
    the girl ran out
    wicky wacky woo
    her handbag once was blue
    but in her rush
    she soon would blush
    for she hit the dog
    went down like a log
    she was covered in crap
    so the others did clap
    wiky wackey woo
     
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    Senseless Happiness.

    Sail on bamboo,
    kiss Baby Boy Blue,
    look here and give us a smile.

    Jump down the slide,
    and tell me the time,
    we're going to be here a while.

    The flowers are dying,
    the mouse traps are lying,
    go on and play us a tune.

    The mockingbirds roll,
    and Englishmen bowl,
    under the harvest moon.

    Leave me tonight,
    if you see candlelight,
    and I'll come back the following week.

    Holding my hand,
    while directing the band,
    you still kiss me soft on the cheek.

    Good-byes will never matter.
    This is our happily ever after.
     
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    Title: I Need to Write a Poem

    This poem needs to be funny.
    And it needs to be good.
    Maybe it needs a bunny.
    Or maybe some wood.
    It doesn’t have to make sense.
    But sometimes it should.
    I hope people get what it represents.
    That way it’s not misunderstood.
    Why is this so hard?
    To write one simple poem.
    Is it because I’m doing it in my front yard?
    Or because almost nothing rhymes with poem.
     
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    googoogaga

    googoogaga
    baby googoo
    wants 2 sing
    but never should do

    googoogaga
    lady poopoo
    wear some pants
    and S.T.F.U.

    googoogaga
    pray 4 googoo
    paparazzi never
    killed U

    googoogaga
    crowd goes booboo
    sing a song
    U can R.I.P. 2

    Just Die, Gonna Be Okay!
     
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    Government Goons

    Government goons
    lined up in their suits,
    devouring creme de
    les citizens.

    Government goons
    no one will ever see,
    fat tears of sadness
    rolling down their chests.


    Government goons,
    playing with balloons,
    Government goons,
    playing with kazoos,
    Government goons,
    throwing big haloos.

    Government goons,
    laughing like buffoons,
    Government goons,
    red rump faced baboons.
     
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    Denigration

    Yo shonty Johnny, you’re a f***ing dumb f***
    You bustle in my face, I say shut the f*** up
    You ain’t got no nous, you got not a stick of brawn
    I put a knizzard in your gizzard make you wish you weren’t born

    Your girl is just a munter, just like your fat mama
    Your father is your brother and your sister is your granma
    They ask, where’s the missing link but I’m indicting right atcha
    Your brain is so reducted your in lust with Margaret Thatcher

    Pick up any dictionary and look up the word loloser
    There’s a pic of shonty Johnny getting on with his computer
    Yeah everyone knows that you’re just an aubergine
    I rip the fingers from your hands and play piano while you sc-ream
     
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    The Trilby Cat

    The Trilby Cat

    The cat bit hard she growled and spat
    under the soft felt trilby hat.

    She had the most determined grip
    and from her perch she’d never
    slip.

    Her tail it flicked, her ears flat dipped,
    into a bald mans head she bit.

    And all day long on business trips,
    she’d give the passing crowd a hiss.

    From Russian Blues and Maine Coons,
    bald men now march to a feline tune.

    From kittens gray to tabbies splayed
    the selections come in the widest range.

    The shame of it! The pain of it!
    You’d think someone would complain
    of it?

    But alas its true, I’m telling you, if you’re
    bald you can have one too.

    Cause men take cats to work these days, on
    their heads as toupees.
     
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    Verona

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    The Watchman sings his song
    As fireflies paint a picture of light

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    An eye of God rises over a sky without a name
    The Bishop of White looks up and draws out his hands

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    Manta's Ocean sweeps at her feet asking for breath
    She answers, she calls, she sees it's embrace

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight
     
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