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Weekly Poetry Contest (139) Voting

Poll closed Feb 19, 2011.
  1. nonsense ~ silentdancer

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  2. Senseless Happiness ~ Schnagoozle

    4 vote(s)
    44.4%
  3. I Need to Write a Poem ~ Cerrus

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  4. googoogaga ~ Henry the Purple

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Government Goons ~ LoveQuille

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Denigration ~ jaywriting

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  7. The Trilby Cat ~ ScaryMonster

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  8. Verona ~ Triadoom

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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    Weekly Poetry Contest (139) Voting - Nonsense Poems

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    Weekly
    Poetry Contest
    One Hundred and Thirty Nine
    Voting



    Voting time! This theme seems to have been rather a hit with the poets. Let's see what the readers think.

    And this week's theme was: Nonsense Poems

    Voting will end on Saturday 19th February 2011.

    Voting for yourself is entirely at your own discretion. I'm frankly sick of discussion on the matter, so any in here will be deleted. If you want to vote for yourself, go for it, but I personally wouldn't do that unless I genuinely believed mine was the best.


    The winning poem will be stickied for a week in the poetry contest.



    Oh, and if I catch anyone cheating, their entry will be removed from the contest and you will be unable to enter a poem into the contest for a month. Sorry to be such an ogre about this, I don't want to be, but rules are rules and are in place for valid reasons. If you can not follow the rules, you face the consequences.

    Best of luck to all entrants, and happy voting.


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    nonsense
    By silentdancer


    wickey wacky woo
    what is a girl to do
    when her handbag splits
    sure is the pits
    wicky wacky woo
    the dog stepped in do doo
    he was on his way
    it wrecked his day
    wicky wacky woo
    the clock is close to two
    so with a shout
    the girl ran out
    wicky wacky woo
    her handbag once was blue
    but in her rush
    she soon would blush
    for she hit the dog
    went down like a log
    she was covered in crap
    so the others did clap
    wiky wackey woo
     
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    Senseless Happiness
    By Schnagoozle


    Sail on bamboo,
    kiss Baby Boy Blue,
    look here and give us a smile.

    Jump down the slide,
    and tell me the time,
    we're going to be here a while.

    The flowers are dying,
    the mouse traps are lying,
    go on and play us a tune.

    The mockingbirds roll,
    and Englishmen bowl,
    under the harvest moon.

    Leave me tonight,
    if you see candlelight,
    and I'll come back the following week.

    Holding my hand,
    while directing the band,
    you still kiss me soft on the cheek.

    Good-byes will never matter.
    This is our happily ever after.
     
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    I Need to Write a Poem
    By Cerrus


    This poem needs to be funny.
    And it needs to be good.
    Maybe it needs a bunny.
    Or maybe some wood.
    It doesn’t have to make sense.
    But sometimes it should.
    I hope people get what it represents.
    That way it’s not misunderstood.
    Why is this so hard?
    To write one simple poem.
    Is it because I’m doing it in my front yard?
    Or because almost nothing rhymes with poem.
     
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    googoogaga
    By Henry the Purple


    googoogaga
    baby googoo
    wants 2 sing
    but never should do

    googoogaga
    lady poopoo
    wear some pants
    and S.T.F.U.

    googoogaga
    pray 4 googoo
    paparazzi never
    killed U

    googoogaga
    crowd goes booboo
    sing a song
    U can R.I.P. 2

    Just Die, Gonna Be Okay!
     
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    Government Goons
    By LoveQuille


    Government goons
    lined up in their suits,
    devouring creme de
    les citizens.

    Government goons
    no one will ever see,
    fat tears of sadness
    rolling down their chests.


    Government goons,
    playing with balloons,
    Government goons,
    playing with kazoos,
    Government goons,
    throwing big haloos.

    Government goons,
    laughing like buffoons,
    Government goons,
    red rump faced baboons.
     
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    Denigration
    By jaywriting


    Yo shonty Johnny, you’re a f***ing dumb f***
    You bustle in my face, I say shut the f*** up
    You ain’t got no nous, you got not a stick of brawn
    I put a knizzard in your gizzard make you wish you weren’t born

    Your girl is just a munter, just like your fat mama
    Your father is your brother and your sister is your granma
    They ask, where’s the missing link but I’m indicting right atcha
    Your brain is so reducted your in lust with Margaret Thatcher

    Pick up any dictionary and look up the word loloser
    There’s a pic of shonty Johnny getting on with his computer
    Yeah everyone knows that you’re just an aubergine
    I rip the fingers from your hands and play piano while you sc-ream
     
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    The Trilby Cat
    By ScaryMonster


    The cat bit hard she growled and spat
    under the soft felt trilby hat.

    She had the most determined grip
    and from her perch she’d never
    slip.

    Her tail it flicked, her ears flat dipped,
    into a bald mans head she bit.

    And all day long on business trips,
    she’d give the passing crowd a hiss.

    From Russian Blues and Maine Coons,
    bald men now march to a feline tune.

    From kittens gray to tabbies splayed
    the selections come in the widest range.

    The shame of it! The pain of it!
    You’d think someone would complain
    of it?

    But alas its true, I’m telling you, if you’re
    bald you can have one too.

    Cause men take cats to work these days, on
    their heads as toupees.
     
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    Verona
    By Triadoom


    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    The Watchman sings his song
    As fireflies paint a picture of light

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    An eye of God rises over a sky without a name
    The Bishop of White looks up and draws out his hands

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight

    Manta's Ocean sweeps at her feet asking for breath
    She answers, she calls, she sees it's embrace

    Jackrabbit songs
    Porcupine tales
    Verona looks so nice tonight
     
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