Question [Solved] What happened to the Lounge, Writing Prompts. ect. ?

There's some kind of weird pathology at work here. Or something Freudian.@Lewdog immediately assumed I was talking about Hillary Clinton, rather than, say:

 

Hell throw in Monica Lewinsky while your at it. It ain't gonna change the fact that you will need to dip your kibbels and bits in a vat of sulfuric acid when you're done

 

Well since it is that Hillary, he might be ok.

 

Hmmm, with a last name like Swank, it sounds like she should be a pron actress.

 

It's always so strange for me to think of girls being in pron. Not that they can't be, or that I judge. Just that the pron I'm fond of doesn't contain them, so.... it's weird.

 

Porn! Porn! Porn! I meant porn!

 

I was never here for the Lounge, but I would somewhat like an off-topic forum here.

 

It's a glitch. The owner's got his work gloves on out back and fiddling with the wires as we speak.

 

Ah good, I had already feared censorship, some automated program cleaning up porn to prom.

 

No, no. No censorship applications that the member does not choose to apply him/herself. Our take on that matter is: fuck that shit.

 

Glad you didn't cock it up then.

 

Since we don't have the Random Thought thread, Imma post it here...

I've been watching a slinky walk on a treadmill for a half an hour. -_-

 

That's awesome! Your day is being spent wisely. I can only hope for such excitement in my own life. Should probably consult my advisor on what to do today.

Go, Slinky, Go

 

I've been fighting with my own brain for half a day, like an obstinate old mule, knowing I need to get these three documents done, yet finding my fingers literally baulking at the keys.

 

@Lewdog if you don't want the Hillary, I will gladly step up to that plate. Would take a hit for the team if it brings back the lounge and stuff. Hell who knows, I might never come back.

 

*Goes off to Google "Melting Penis"*

 

That sounds so sad. What will cheer you up, sport? Does mister sad face, need a hug? (Hug) Be happy, I hear that the Chinese will be mass producing Hillary in their latest cloning facility of questionable ethics. So there will be plenty of her to go around, as long as you don't mind Made In China branded on her ass.

 

Why bother? Everyone will just cheat on the clones anyway.

 

@Oscar Leigh How dare you talk about the Swank like that. I will have you know that I would have a harem full of the Swank , and it will be magical. (Feeling lonely as I think about this fantasy, also kinda sad that it won't ever happen. ) But hey what are dreams for? They are the flights of fancy to distract us from our reality.

 

Daniel is trying to get Community Interaction back up, but it might mean that the forum will be offline on and off for a few hours.

 

Hmm you didn't see the article about the Asian guy that built a robot that looks like Scarlett Johansson?

http://www.thewrap.com/scarlett-johansson-is-now-available-in-creepy-robot-form-video/

 

Oh, I was making a Clinton reference. You know, with Bill cheating. But I guess forgot about Swank.

 

THAT is what we call the good ol' uncanny valley affect right there.

 

But I don't want a Scarlet Johansson...

If I were to make a list of all the celebs/other I would want in my fictional harem, it wouldn't change the fact that is still fictional. Believe me there is a list that does exist, think of it like my twisted version of Fantasy Football. And it is freaking a million times better than a fantasy sports team line up.Not to mention much more pleasing to the eye.

@Oscar Leigh It would take a brave soul to want to get freaky with Hillary Clinton.If only we could bring in a dragon slayer from the Medieval age to conquer that scariness.

 

I think @Cave Troll just broke the forum record for number of smilies used in one post.

 

His glory shall be fleeting:

 

Show off.

 

I has a secret weapon. @Steerpike and @Lewdog :

And here it is.