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    What is the most hilarious sentence...

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Mans, May 14, 2014.

    What is the most hilarious sentence you have ever heard up to now? Of course I know it is a hard question because, there are a lot of funny expression that may a person has heard during the years but whether or not, you have to chose the funniest. You can mention its source, maybe a movie, a book or a person.
     
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    most funny recent quip: My ten-year-old granddaughter was trying to master a song to sing in her school's talent show.

    "I can't make my voice go that low. I haven't even gone through puberty yet!"

    spoken with the utmost sincerity.
     
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    "Eat a goddamn cracker and laugh."

    "I'm gonna have to start taking heavy drugs."

    "You got me, I'm on drugs and killed someone. That's why I teach preteens."

    ^all of which were spoken in real life.
     
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    I once asked a girl what she liked to do in her spare time:

    "I like running, and baking cookies too."

    "Really? That's great! My two favourite things are chasing women and eating cookies."

    Needless to say, I didn't get her number...:rofl:
     
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    …many, many moons ago, my son and daughter in the backseat of the car discussing how they were “different” from one another. My daughter yells at my son, “You don’t have a Virginia! You have a crotch!”…

    Still makes me laugh today :D
     
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    One of the funniest things I can quote is actually something I wrote. I seem to be extremely talented at unintentional sexual innuendo. The funniest example I shalln't post, it's a paragraph long. But I shall delight you with this short little one:

    Thankfully I edited it before anyone saw it :p

    I also happily told my then-boyfriend these things:

    I like you better in the dark.

    I've got a Whole New World in my head.

    I went into the recycling bin today.


    Oh, and one from my husband - he speaks near-native English but sometimes he stumbles when he's tired. He wanted to say doing the dishes relaxes him. This is what he said instead:

    We laughed. A lot. :D
     
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