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    What Is Your Favorite Dark/Morbidly Funny Sentence You've Written?

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    What is the most hilariously dark humor you've written? For me it is right after my main character runs someone through with a sword on the second floor of a hotel and I wrote 'When blood seeps through the floorboards and stains someones bedclothes beneath, people will know somethings awry.'
     
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    My WIP about re-animation starts off:

     
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    "I knew this was to be my lowest moment. But did she realise it was hers?"

    My mc ponders as he has sex with a corpse.
     
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    Jesus what kind of book are you writing.
     
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    A few I like:

     
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    "As he took his last breath, he had a final epiphany many already knew, and he found out too late: he was leaving this world to forever linger in time as 'the pantyhose guy.'"
     
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    You been writing stories about me again? :p
     
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    YES! That is amazing!
     
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    Shit! How did you know?!
     
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    Remember, it all boils down to the shit food eats.
     
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    ... What
     
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    I wish I knew. Approximately it is sci-fi with a twist.
     
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    Not necessarily my favourite, since I can't remember every word I've written, but this is from my WIP "Phantom Pain" (the character is from the Edwardian era, hence the language):

    This brought her good humour back to the fore and she laughed softly. "My dear sir, that is one definite advantage of being a ghost. There are very few who can abuse me … unless that is what I desire," she said brazenly.
     
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    "Sure hope they issue their little robot boys sunblock, as they are going to get one hell of a tan."
     

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