"Oh, did you make this all by yourself?" --> "Yes, I see. Interesting. Now please stop shoving it in everyone's faces and hijacking every conversation. Bye now." "Sure, but I'll only be free for about an hour."
what was said: Oh, did you make this all by yourself? what was meant: I cannot tell if it is store bought or if you actually tried to do it. what was said: I have one hand in my pocket.
What was said: I have one hand in my pocket. What was meant: ... and who knows what's in there? Maybe a gun, maybe a knife. Care to find out? (A bit morbid, but I really couldn't think of any other context) What was said: Oh, did you mean this Saturday?
"Oh, did you mean THIS Saturday?" = "Ohhh....well, now that you've proven yourself to be a total annoying bore, I realized I don't want to hang out with you after all...sorry." "Sure, but I'll only be free for like an hour." (This one hasn't been answered yet due to a double-post)
What was said: "Sure, but I'll only be free for like an hour." What was meant: "But that's fifty-five minutes too many for you, isn't it?" What was said: "It's got a lot of potential."
what was said: It's got a lot of potential what was meant: OK, every sentence is a run-on and you can't spell worth a crap, and the story makes no sense. But you're only 14, and if I told you the truth you'd probably cry. What was said: I think he may have been a little upset.
What was said: I think he may have been a little upset. What was meant: A little upset? Dude, he was crying his eyes out, and punching the walls. I also heard him screaming some irrational things. I think you might ought to go check on him. What was said: Wow! You haven't changed a bit since we graduated girl!
"Wow! You haven't changed a bit since we graduated, girl!" = "Oh, bless your heart. You still gossip about people and backstab them when you're 40. And you're still obsessed with image and what the it crowd from high school thinks. How classy." "Don't you want something to drink with that?"
What was said: Don't you want something to drink with that? What was really said: At the rate your eating, your going to need something to wash it all down with! What was said: I really like your new hat!
What was said: I really like your hat What was really said: I'm amazed you found a ten gallon hat to fit your fifteen gallon head What was said: You really are a one off
What was said: "You really are a one off" What was meant: "Hahaha did I say one I really meant one hundred!" What was said: "I bought this diamond ring for my girlfriend. She will definitely scream yes to my proposal at the Lux Restaurant!"
Said: "I bought this diamond ring for my girlfriend. She will definitely scream yes to my proposal at the Lux Restaurant!" Meant: "And then my ex who owns the restaurant will be feeling pretty damn lousy, won't she?" What was said: "I wasn't sure if you wanted diet or regular coke, so I got you diet."
What was said: "I wasn't sure if you wanted diet or regular coke, so I got you diet." What was meant: "I tell you something sweet pea, if you'd been drinking diet drinks about a year ago... That extr hip, wouldn't exist today!" What was said: "Oh I see, That top is today's fashion. I wonder how long it will be in fashion for?"
What was said: "Oh I see, That top is today's fashion. I wonder how long it will be in fashion for?" What was meant: I guess people will wear whatever they're told by the fashion industry. What was said: No, I like when my food is really spicy.
What was said: No, I like when my food is really spicy. What was meant: Not keen on bland food, why don't you do a cooking course. What was said: Well if you are happy with him; I mean, you're the one marrying him, not me!
What was said: "Well if you are happy with him; I mean, you're the one marrying him, not me!" What was meant: "Phew, so glad you're the poor sap that has to go through with this." --- What was said: "Would you mind getting me that twenty dollars you owe me soon?"
What was said: "Would you mind getting me that twenty dollars you owe me soon?" What was meant: What's with the new outfit. So you into the money now... So hand over that 20 you owe me! What was said: You live in this area of town?
What was said: You live in this area of town? What was meant: I'm just passing by and being polite. Usually I don't associate myself with people from this end of town. What was said: Oh your son is adorable!
What was said: Oh your son is adorable! Meant: Eh, he looks every other baby I've ever seen: kind of fat and drooly. But you're my friend, so yeah, I'll say he's cute. Said: I think I'm a glass half full kind of person.
Said: I think I'm a glass half full kind of person. Meant: Stop being such an annoying Debbie Downer about every single thing. Just stop. Or go away. Said: I have an elderly upstairs neighbor who is sensitive to loud noises.
What was said: I have an elderly upstairs neighbour who is sensitive to loud noises. What was meant: So in other words, will you BE QUIET! What was said: Your not going out tonight!
Said: You're not going out tonight! Meant: You're not going to bail on me for the billionth time the night before our major team project is due. I'm sick of you bailing on me. If you ditch today, I will tear you to shreds on the evaluations. Said: "If you want to take a minute to brush your teeth and freshen up, we won't be late. We have loads of time."
What was Said: "If you want to take a minute to brush your teeth and freshen up, we won't be late. We have loads of time." What was meant: "I love it when girls keep their teeth nice and white!" What was Said: "It's a boy! Congradulations Mr. and Mrs. Smith"
What was said: It's a boy! Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Smith What was meant: OK, yeah, you have eleven sons already and you were really, REALLY hoping this one would be a girl, but...uh, let's emphasize the positives of the situation here. What was said: The weather's been lovely this week.
What was said: The weather's been lovely this week. What was meant: Well, we obviously have no common knowledge, no shared interest, and no reason to associate with each other... So, let's point out the obvious! What was said: Did you want that report done by the end of this week or the next?
