What's Your Role/Title on this Forum?

Oh, we are a room full of Harry Potters. And a couple of wizards. And a witch, of course.

[heh, heh, heh, joke, weak, soz]

 

Now that I think about it, I'd like you all to refer to me as the The Bantersaurus Rex.

 

Not the 'fat pussy?'

 

Scrub that, intended audience. I might be misinterpreted.

 

R U tryin 2 start sumthing m8?

 

I'll set the table.

 

What's for dinner?

 

Matwolf AKA The Wolf, or My Mate Mat. Some of us, on a forum like this, probably consider him a James Joyce Jr. or even Joyce, himself, depending on his or her level of literacy, or any of the characters from Snatch that had a speaking role.

 

*weeps*
*runs downstairs, tells wife*

'You are James Bond to me, darling,' she says.

'No Joyce, you fool!'

'And who was it? Was it that....@Jannert?' [seeethes]

'No, it was a cute little number from San Francisco...she's called @123456789; brunette, I love her.'

'Then go to her, and go to hell.'

'I am going to him, her, ummm.'

 

I'm still honing the finer points of what my role isn't.

 

Have at it. Wax rhapsodic if it be needful. I promise to take it well.

 

I'm going to start with Wreybies, who is the coolest, smartest , funniest, most awesomest person I could ever hope to know and is worthy of every positive title imaginable

 

I'm clearly the overconfident, overly opinionated poster who is woefully unaware of their own shortcomings.

 

My title: wallflower
Role: Square peg trying to fit in a round hole

 

Sometimes I think you get a little crazy in discussion. Foaming at the mouth. Maybe a bit rabid.

 

You're the obvious ray of sunshine. Your avatar and username point to you being a happy, pleasant person. Plus, you liked one of my posts. Therefore, you are a good person.
My username and avatar point to a mysterious, dark, and dangerous person. I'm really nice though...... Please believe me.

 

I'm the nicest person ever

 

I have a good title for you @123456789, @Garball's stand-in.

 

Yes, I've heard the stories. That Kingtype is seven feet tall, write's pages by the hundreds and if he were here he'd consume the critics with prose of fire from his eyes and bolts of brilliance from his ass.

 

No idea what mine is or what it would be. I am new, I do not post things often...and I do not really write...lol. What am I doing here?

 

Got that wrong. @Garball's competition.

 

Probably the guy who thinks too much and reads/writes too little :/

 

I have no idea what mine would be.

 

Your post to 'like' ratio indicates you are more mysterious than dangerous. While I'm just a wallflower begging chocolates from a guy with a long neck, scary eyes and a dodgy hair cut.

 

@Lewdog,

I always imagine you bare-chested with your dungarees tied at the waist, a glistening musculature below hot Tennessee sunshine. You are midway changing a 'tire' on your beautiful, your enormous pick-up.

Lewdog reached under the jack and grabbed the dusty tail in his masculine claw. It was a rat, dead a week or more, flat-packed and furry around the ears.

'Rascal, Rascal, you damn mutt, Daddy got a treat for ya,' he said.

Lewpup stepped from the passenger door. 'What you got Daddy?'

'I got you another rat, boy. Go play.' And @Lewdog hurled the rat over toward the water tower...WIP dr1: Lewdog Detective.