Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?

I suspect she is secretly a spy, working for the Screenwriters' Secret Society, who wants to sabotage the regular writers' progress in connecting with each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, our forum is in danger.
And our cookies, come to think of it.

 

ROFLMAO- Yeah, Torana loves picking out the green M&M'S (Ask me if you really want to know why I'm obsessed with Torana and M&m's)

Hmm.... so maybe Torana didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar!

Alice..... what are those crumbs doing on the ground near your feet?

(BTW, does anyone else remember this singalong song? think waaaayyyy back.)

 

(Of course I remember it! Loved this song in kindergarten...)

Hmm...perhaps I was wrong. I'll be keeping my eyes on Alice...
No, seriously. Hold this jar of eyeballs, please.

 

Mmmmmm... eyeballs.... *looks around then pops one in mouth* mmmmm.... squishy....


Ahem.... *Coughs*

U promise not to laugh at the explination?

 

No. But I'll promise not to laugh for more then an hour.

 

Well.... I know Torana outside of the internet and a few years ago... about five or six years ago... we were hanging out on the front veranda at her house, I was eating a bag of M&m's and I was being silly and got a green m&m and put it to my nose and went 'achoo!' as if I had sneezed the thing out my nose.. gross.. but hey, that's me.... however.... The m&m got stuck.....

 

Well, I never said that...... Torana tried to torment me with my past but I turned it on her. I hope she reads this.. .she will crack! And then, when she is weak....

Did I mention the m&m got stuck? I couldn't get it out for quite a few long minutes. I was starting to panic while Torana just sat there laughing her head off!

(okiliy dokily guys, it's quater past four int eh morning- the longest I have stayed up for in years and I am bone tired... so I will see you all around tomorrow.... and I will catch the cookie thief! oh and Ivan, do remember the whole lot of the song?)

 

Oh, that's easy DOZ, it goes:

Everyone: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
(name here) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
___: Who, me?
Everyone: Yeah, you!
___: Couldn't be! Other name stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
(Rinse, wash, and repeat)

Wait! I have it! (Name Here) stole the cookies!
That wily fox!

 

"Stamps crumbs from the ground and whistles a tuneless number.*

DOz... You really enjoyed that eyeball... Do you eat cookies like that too!???!

 

i don't know what your talking about!

 

what affairs?

stop blaming me for one and you will find the real perpetrator.

I am not a dentist, I don't want to stare into peoples mouths for a living...eeewwwwww!

ehhh no!

what is your obseesion with me and trying to deem me the cookie theif, it has gone on too long now and the real crim is getting away with it in the process.

Banzai she so totally is a stalker, that much I do know.

by the way DOZ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny as.

Now for the evidence to come into play here folks.
1. DOZ began this thread and was very quick to throw blame around.
2. DOZ has non stop spoken of food in this thread and inthe rest of the forum
3. I went to visit her and a sign was on her door saying "Out to lunch"
4. she once worked in a cookie factory but got fired due to eating all the produce
5. I saw cookies all over the floor in her house

so there we have it people, the cookie thief has been found and named and arrested, hence her departure from the forum only hours ago.

 

exactly my point and I am glad that you finally see the truth.

oh how I love having a devious mind mwahahahahaha

 

GASP!
Suuuuh-spiiih-ciooouus!

 

IT WAS THE
DAMN ORCA.

Far too free, willy. Far too free.

 

oh that would be right blame the innocent one....typical....somebody back me up here...I don't even like cookies....I prefer chips and chocolate....NOT COOKIES!!

Myst is very suspicious if you ask me, I bet he bribbed the admin with it for the reviewer position!!!

 

hmmm well I hve gained 5 kilos (woohoo) YAY for me lol

But it was you that ate that cookie Banzai and there is no getting away with it I tell you....I hae DNA evidence that proves you were the last one to touch the cookie jar....DNA never lies!!!!!!!!!

 

Unless DNA is really the initials of a spy you are employing!

Quick! Someone find Dorothy Natasha Adams!

 

what is with this conspiracy thingy against me all of a sudden people?

 

In a world where no one is innocent, everyone blames Torana.
It's a simple fact. Try it.

 

well how about I blame you cause I don't wanna blame me

 

your lack of creative comebacks clearly signals you as the one and only cookie burglar....!

Men! Get the tazers!

 

Myst you are the thief
that is the only way possible you could have become a reviewer so stop denying the truth and shifting blame onto me!!!

 

EGADS! THE TRUTH IS INDEED TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR!!

I must confess;

Torana forced me to steal the cookie and bribe the admin with it...to make her a reviewer. *sniff* There was nothing I could do, she threatened me with her violent ducks...

 

Oh Lord...
The quacking...the quacking...
*breaks down and sobs*

 

WHAT?

I did no such thing to you Myst...shame on you for spreading viscious lies around the forum..shame!!!

You and Crazy Ivan are plotting against me, I know it. The two of you shared that last cookie and there is no escaping it, at last we know the truth!!!!