Words you never, ever spell correctly.

I imagine that going awkwardly...
"So, I can spell 'knife' now. And I can use it too. Right here, over the carotid artery. Wanna see?"

 

Ha! Based on that experience, I got the impression that women just aren't amazed by good spellers.

 

I can picture this very easily, haha.


restaurant
catalytic
dactyl

Words I just can never remember how to spell for some reason.

 

Well unless you are a mechanic or an English teacher, I think you can go the rest of your life now without learning how to spell the second two. Oh, damn it you are an English teacher.

 

That's right!

 

Gratuitious. I mean gratuitous. Sigh.

 

Entrepreneurial
Bureaucracy

 

I can usually spell rhythm but it messes me up when I go to write algorithm and logarithm. I always want to put a y where the i is.

I can have trouble with hemorrhage as well. Sometimes I still put 2 mms and 1 r but when I see the red line, I know what I've done.

 

I can't think of the last word I've mispelled.

 

One word I often misspell is the word 'Indicted.'

 

I must have done something to my spellcheck to offend it because as of late it doesn't help me unless I'm off by only one letter.

Also, tommorrow. I may at some point have actually typed ttoommoorrooww...

 

I keep wanting to spell restaurant as resteraunt, and separate as seperate. I'm sure I'll get there eventually.

 

We'll wait until someone else notices...

 

When I post comments onto forums, I usually have my pocket dictionary near my computer.

 

Oh I noticed it, but I know he's just doing it for attention, and I didn't want to encourage him.

 

Oh, this is a toughie. Wait, I got it! You're a grammarian!

 

I used to have trouble with "separate", too, but now I remember it from the Finnish word separatisti.

 

This would be very confusing if the Finnish word separatisti actually means "joined together."

 

Onomatopoeia always gives me trouble. It doesn't help that the local vernacular for that word is 'onomonopia'

 

Well, if we're going that far, I have a hard time spelling "Worcestershire" because my mom always pronounced it "Wooster."

 

I have a hard time with that one too because I just say L&P

 

I loved my HS sophomore English teacher because she explained to us the Old and Middle English origins of silent letters like that. So even now I get cute and pronounce it "k-NEE-fe" in my head.

 

You realize you've just painted a target on your forehead?

 

I learned how to spell tomorrow by a nemonic of sorts: tom or row.

February gives me trouble quite often.