Hello. I am happy to annouce that I am here to start posting and sharing my thoughts. I know you are all in awe, but please don't let that interfere with your normal activities. I know I am most likely the only 'great' person you will ever encounter, but that does not mean you should ever try to talk to me. I can shoot lightning out of my eyes (Thanks Raiden! Big ups!) and I can also poop on command, normally. But in all seriousness, I am happy to join this crowd of hooligans. I hope I can be of entertainment for you, or maybe enlightenment if you are dumb enough to take anything I say for importance. Hit me up! I am a fiction writer for the most part, near the way. I always find something about my writing that doesn't seem right and I quit projects even if I am hours away from completion. You'll see it soon enough.