^LOL at least it isn't the Home shopping network.... You think of new ways to do the same thing (paint a marker board) more than two times in the same week.
You imagine what it would be like to have sex with men in the office you don't even find attractive... It helps get back to work!
Trust me when I say you are not alone. :redface: You find yourself people watching and suddenly find that a lot of your friends at work are really nasty, so you not so politely point this out to them...
I can honestly say that I have no sexual attraction to the men at my work. Or anywhere else, frankly...
You loudly join in with Roger Daltry when he yells 'I'm Free!' and then realise: a) you have the earphones in, so your co-workers are only hearing your voice. b) your co-workers have never heard the song because they were not even chicks out of the egg those days when you were a cool rebellious teenager with Rog's poster taped to the inside of your locker. which c) means they presume you are sending out meaningful comment about the state you would prefer to be in. and, come to think of it, that is what you are doing...
You daydream yourself, your co-workers, and your boss in your stories, interacting with your characters.
When you make up brilliant stories, plots, and characters, but when you sit to write them down when work is over, you can't remember what was so great and wonderful about them, if you remember at all.
You know your bored at work when you sit and stare down your wall waiting for your character to reply to the question you just asked of it.