Tell us some stories about your broken bones and bloody bits. Even a humorous story about smashing your toe on the foot of the table. Give us details! Just about a month and half ago I was riding my bike down a large hill, and my bike tire started skidding against the curb of the opposite side of the street as I was heading down. I was going to fast to turn sharp enough so that I could get off the curb, and when I looked up...bam. I ran into one of those huge brick mailboxes, and laid in the sun for about 45 minutes mostly unconscious. My injuries: A broken wrist Four or Five cracked teeth (Still unfixed, due to lack of insurance) Stitches on the bottom of my chin A few scrapes on the back of my head And the worst injury was my tongue. Imagine cutting a raw chicken breast in half lengthwise. I did that to my tongue, almost all the way through. It's healed now, but the tip of my tongue is numb. I don't remember hitting the mailbox, only it being the last thing I saw before I woke up in the hospital. The pictures of my face were awful. Blood was dried all down my neck and on my chest. A couple days later, I went to the house whose mailbox I hit, and not only did I crack and chip a few of the bricks, but talking to the home owner I learned that I had almost knocked off the concrete platform laying on top of the mailbox itself. He said it took 2 strong men to push it back into place. Show me your worst, writing forumers.