Math question...I opened a Chardonnay, a Cabernet and a Merlot. I drank all the Cabernet, 1/3 of the Merlot and 1/4 of the Chardonnay. If I have breakfast in the morning and wanted to Irish up my orange juice with three table spoons of Chardonnay, how much wine would I have left? I'll let you think....The answer is "drunk". For those that got that--good job. How did the alcohol start flowing like lice in a kindergarten tonight? Well, you see it started because of a hit and run.... the driver ran. I was getting a ride to store to get some motion sickness medication and the guy that was driving hit a little blue-black car very gently. just a tap, because the car decided to stop while turning and we bumped into it. Well that would of been tolerable for the driver, but you see he got scared because his inspection sticker went dead/expired two days prior. So instead of doing the normal thing and pulling off somewhere to exchange insurance info, he panicked and floored it home. When we got home, the fatherly one out of little tribe told us we did wrong but it should be okay. It was not okay. A guy who worked at Pizza Hut, the one across the street from the accident, told the police that arrived on the scene who exactly the offender driver was, because once upon the time the driver had made fun of his support of white supremacy and he never forgot it. So roughly twenty minutes later, the cops showed up at my house (license plate info is the ultimate in modern snitchery) and the driver came clean to the police about it. I think he would of been hauled to jail if it had not been for the fatherly one in our little family being on friendly terms with the local law enforcement. It was a very stressful day because on top of that, some medical procedures I want to go through with, got made public within our household (a nurse called to confirm an appointment) and a few members were very vocal about their displeasure and reasoning against it. I wanted it to stay secret . So shit sort of hit the fan today