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  1. *** Quick note, Reality2Fantasy is my name for my website :)


    How did you pick the name?
    Reality2Fantasy: If I ever owned a tavern it would be called, The Angry Dinosaur. Taverns are for begruding miseries, good-ole bar fights, and drunken merry-making (your happy till ya sober up). Which basically covers my relationship with my writing.
    Interviewer: Do you own a pet dinosaur?
    Reality2Fantasy: Yes, yes I do. I have a mini T-Rex. His name is Icarus aka Icky. *Points over at the sleeping t-rex behind the bar.*
    Interviewer: Why Icarus? Isn't that name of some dude who used a man-made set of wax wings to fly and failed miserably due to the wax melting when he got to close to the sun?
    Reality2Fantasy: Ah yes, the failures of man and the inability to think shit through..... Yes yes my Icky is named after that Icarus. Only, other people fail to fly out of the tavern when they try to renege on their tabs, unwilling to pay for damages, or harass others. Generally Icky is good about not making messes in the tavern, but there may have been a slip-up once or twice. *Shrugs nonchalantly* Rules folks! Everybody gets a telling of the rules if you can't abide well then Icky says thank you for the food. *Pats Icky on his adorable head*
    Interviewer: *Slowly backs away*
  2. Last evening I was human, but when I awoke this morning I found that I was not...
    [​IMG] "New citizen, welcome to Thaumatos! Due to the irregular magical storms here we have found that humans tend to take on Thaumatosian qualities. It's amazing how adaptable mankind truly is- ahem, excuse me. What I mean to say is that in other words, we will be sending you a "Welcome Young Elemental" Gift Basket via The Lost & Find Branch of The Dragon's Cottage shortly.

    Any and all questions will be answered by our Know-it-all Tree, located in the Dryad's Garden. What, where is that you ask? Oh don't worry, The Dryad's Garden is also a part of The Dragon's Cottage. Hmm? Oh, you don't want to go? Well why not? We have an excellent Spirit Guide waiting for you, and our registration is very simple. Oh! Not to mention the accomdations and classes for young elementals are all free till you graduate from our Elementarian Classes and are able to decided what you want to do from there. I heard that our Volcanic Gardens & Agriculture Academium is a fabulous choice.

    Now with our welcoming coming to an end I am going to transfer you to... That was rude! Girl you need to calm down or- Don't bring my mother into this you- Ack don't set that fire!!!" Sounds of bells chime ring through the glen. "Hello Imperick, we have a new elemental raging here. Yes, yes, I did as you told me to.

    I was bright and cheery in my welcome speech but that did nothing but seem to aggravate the little one. Why are you laughing, oh never mind, can you call in your imps to pick this little tinder (young fire elemental) up before she burns down my forest and messes with the portal? Yes, yes, thank you."
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