Blog entries by Xeno

  1. Reposted from my external blog. Tap out the Doctor Who theme on the steering wheel while waiting at traffic lights. Ask the Examiner if he’s been watching the latest series of Top Gear. Respond to all instructions with “Ay, Captain!” Scottish accent is optional. Say: “I’m sorry, I was beginning to enjoy myself” after taking a corner slightly too fast. Use checking over your left...
  2. NOTICE: This article contains copious amounts of Nerd and Gamer. We urge you to at least try reading it to the end, if not for our sake, for the HORDE children. OTHER NOTICE: Also, it’s very long. One thing I should explain before I get things underway, I’m a gamer. A PC gamer, to be specific, mainly due to my Father. I know that sounds weird, but hear me out. My Daddykins (you really...
  3. My friend Mary has taken a gap year out in her education and made a list of things to do in this time. This inspired me to make my own list of things to do before I am twenty years old, in two and a half years time. Some are realistic, I will hopefully be doing at least three of these within the month (#1, #6, #15) The List of Things to Do Before I Reach Twenty (TLOTTDBIRT) 1) Obtain a...
  4. One thing that annoys me more than most things on the internet is chain e-mail. All of the below were sent to me by Family Members. Truly amazing that it can do this, now you can see whos being nosey and snooping through your profile! to find out all you have to do is re post this to everyone on your friends list then press alt f4 together then it should re-direct you to a status screen...
  5. This was my entry into the 95th poetry contest. I hope noone objects to me posting it now that the comp is closed. :) There once was an alien physician, Who was a little upset at his position, He needed to kill, But had not the will, Preferring to fight with cognition. So now the alien physician, Took on a dangerous mission, Avoided the fight, But instead took flight, To stop...
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