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  1. relinquishing emotional fixation toward material trappings ™

    gold and silver upholds true value capitalist money tree thrown down upon the gaunt lit alter of midas, treasured as current sea countless denominations cashiered their legal tender to grant rich midas , who straddles diamond compound billed as sacred kant tickles with dollar signs motley crue scrambling towards drawbridge gate pedestrians malingering hungry thirst for wealth of nations to satiate inexorable appetite for wanton money to amass fuels reverence for all that...
  2. Rielle hunter – the former mistress of john edwards ™

    I know every tom, dick and harry in tandem with the media hounds probably step on each other to extract even a snippet of the liaison between yourself and john edwards. My apology for appearing like another nosy nattering nabob (who nestles in narberth, pennsylvania) and merely wanted to congratulate your effort for enduring a most grueling recent past. Although no intent spurs this electronic note to wheedle out any private information, the main purpose as iterated above constitutes...
  3. Ur Reek Argh! ™

    A most fowl odor emanated from the refrigerator! So as not to succumb to the nauseating gaseous smell seeping into my nostrils, I slowly slithered and slunk ever so into the kitchen! There, the stench nearly toppled me over despite donning a gas mask and space suit! Green fetid fumes curled from the right hand crisper and caused me to gag! With a deep inhalation the gloved fingers of my right hand stretched out to brave the noxious dying dragon breath! Despite...
  4. The burial of Scott Matthews ™

    The undertaker drew a deep breath! He exhaled little billows of cold air while awaiting the hearst carrying my lifeless body. Prior to death, I took special pains to select an ideal plot. A mossy glen with a mill by the pond of my boyhood swimming hole served like the ideal welcome mat for the return of this native son long gone from his family estate of Glen Elm. Death struck unexpectedly while dodging the madding crowd jostling to get a glimpse of this renown author where...
  5. Letter to Katelyn Heberlein ™

    Wow! No need to Apollo g eyes For no doubt what with priorities Per self and employ mint foremost And google d by other guys Yar email came as a pleasant sir prize To a chap whose delight and any personal thought Kept hermetically sealed - since divulgence could be moost unwise. Prior mis-steps - way back before i took that promise and pledged troth Actually, a passive decision on my part akin to a blinded moth Blithe comments toward this, that or any other gal who me...
  6. Hillary Clinton ™

    Bill leave me Hugh will cause a beloved howel From him – the divine necromancer with magic dowel If ambition stirs thee to make presidential bid for we Chelsea Reverberating throughout terrestrial bowel Analogous to former reigning supreme ringleader Muhammad Ali! As an obedient student who crossed his t’s and affixed every “I” with a dot Although high letter grades this older papa never got (Undiagnosed anxiety inducing pressure cooker symptoms made me hot) I recognize...
  7. çhåråc†e® ske†çh øƒ m円hew sçø†† hå®®is! ™

    Born in Cincinnati that buckeye state January 13th 1959 – 53+ years to date A tangle of arms & legs testing lungs, which sounded great He kind of resembled a misshapen octopus with oval pate Glowering inxs of deep purple from blue mood being irate Thrust out the womb of Harriet Harris whom Boyce did date After courting this youngest Kuritsky kin whose ill-fate Whisked by grim reaper, which demise she did hate For her being imbued with vim and vinegar til illness ate Away her je...
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