I thought about workshopping this, but it's really not worth it. I've got no experience with the software in this story, so there are probably lots of errors, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.
My stomach growled. “Siri, where’s the nearest Subway?”
“This city doesn’t have a subway system, but there’s bus stop one block east of here.”
“No, I mean a, um, someplace I can get,” What were they called in this part of the country? “a hoagie? A, um, hero?”
“Hogan’s Heroes, the complete series, is available on DVD from Amazon for thirty-nine ninety-nine, with free ship—”
“No, Siri, not a DVD, I’m hungry. Is there anyplace around here I can get a big sandwich, um, a grinder?”
“Opening Grindr. You have three possible matches. Match number one, Vinnie: ‘Hey guys, looking for a foot long spicy Italian…’”
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