mine danse macabre doppelganger

By ts735b · Mar 1, 2012 · ·
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  1. mine danse macabre doppelganger

    housed within mine impenetrable hermetically sealed invisible bubble
    draped with blackened Hades hued habiliment therein dwelt
    sinister saboteur mastermind marauder of the Hubble
    who demanded sacrifice to traverse river styx with unadulterated gelt
    which known phantasmagorical double
    whose piercing fiery ocular presence unseen but felt
    thine true self amidst the aftermath from Armageddon rubble
    astride charred global ruins entire civilization did melt
    entire planet prognosticated by Maya sages with 11th hour stubble
    birthed this Darth Vader nemesis with evil upon earth he did pelt
    annihilating mankind, the derelict species that fueled trouble
    hence evil twin appointed apocalyptic malevolence spelt
    with mass crematorium desecration left horrific blistering welt!

    countdown to homo sapiens extinction predicted millenniums in past
    to occur December 21 two thousand and twelve after common era
    whereby catastrophic spark detonating inferno incinerating blast
    eradicating extant flora and fauna bereft sans hegira
    with no means to interrupt the die since the dawn of civilization cast.

    impossible to escape ominous predetermined fate of human rat race
    nor turn back hands of time with origin of species on clock face
    thus ticking closer to hour of doomsday without faith to brace
    allowing, enabling and providing Gaia to redeem terrestrial space
    vestiges of teeming billions soon erased criminal minds without a trace
    forcefully relinquishing simians planetary stranglehold amazing grace
    proffering tabula rasa for another dominant species to claim the place.

    sirens promulgate emergency toward impending inescapable cataclysm
    yet no place to run or hide lest one boards a rocket light-years away
    which makes suspense thrillers birthed by John Grisham
    enviable plot to keep total Earths’ destruction at bay!
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Comments

  1. LaGs
    This passage is hilarious and I don’t even know why. Please don't take offence. I just want to go through it almost sentence by sentence

    Okay, so you’re quite withdrawn, socially awkward maybe?

    Bit melodramatic like

    I like astronomy

    Another reference to Greek mythology…Do you play God of War? It’s brilliant!

    You do like astronomy!

    The apocalypse mixed in with Darth Vader, I like where this is going :)

    You big homo sapien you! We’re all homo sapiens and we’re all gonna die!!

    Race, face, brace, space, trace, grace and place. Are you from space perhaps? …An alien? If so, back into the atmosphere from whence you came!

    You leave John Grisham out of this you purveyor of doom and destruction!
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