Random thought of Necromancy

By Dresden260 · Dec 2, 2011 · ·
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  1. I was doing religion homework when a very weird thought jumped into my head. How did Jesus raise Lazuras from the dead? Its not physically possible, unless you are a necromancer. Now why is that not in the Bible mmm. Why would they keep that awesome detail out?

    Btw this is coming from an atheist so that's why this is outlandish to some people.
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  1. alyosha
    Um, duh, Lazarus was in the posession a Horcrux.
  2. Shifty
    There is a lot more stuff in the Bible than just necromancy my friend. Some worse.
    Old Testament is riff with murder, genocide, incest the list goes on.
  3. Shifty
    There is a lot more stuff in the Bible than just necromancy my friend. Some worse.
    Old Testament is riff with murder, genocide, incest the list goes on.
  4. Jonathan22
    To say 'unless you're a necromancer' is a completely unfounded statement. Doctors can bring people back from what is basically a state of death and I don't hear of anyone calling them 'necromancers'. There's a lot of amazing things that Jesus did and it's based on belief, walking on water, feeding the 5000 etc. It's down to what you believe. Saying someone is a necromancer because they are the only people that raise the dead isn't a just argument against something in the bible if you ask me!
  5. Dresden260
    He was dead for three bloody days! Give me a link to proof that doctors can do that.
  6. OutlawedAngel
    Dude you are so way off!! How dare you rip on the one, the only, mother fudging JC!! I mean cmon think about it he's clearly the original zombie, or lazarus is the original zombie as JC was dead for three days too then he rose. All of a sudden i have that song Three is a magic number in my head. Seriously tough its Jesus, that guy had it rough, his dad walked out on him, then he got stuck with a step-dad, i mean sheesh talk about broken home. I never did make it to the end of the story tough i know that Santa and the Easter bunny get involved but hmm yeah.... i'm at a loss.
  7. Dresden260
    Where the Hell did that come from? I'm at loss of what to even throw back at you.
  8. OutlawedAngel
    Lol i was trying to be sarcastic i should point out :p i wasn't intentionally meaning to sound like a jerk, rereading it i realise i may have so sorry. I just thought your post was hillarious and i wanted to add to it :p
  9. Jonathan22
    I know he was dead three days, what I'm getting at is amazing feats can be achieved by normal people to bring people from the brink of death - doctors. Jesus wasn't a normal person I think it's safe to say and could do things we think of as being impossible. To just label him a necromancer is wrong because he committed acts with God's help and said acts covered many walks of life. Also you seem to be painting necromancy in a negative light. In ancient Greek the word means 'dead body divination' and it was much later used as a term to describe witchcraft.
  10. JonasGrant
    Give me a link to a proof Jesus did it :p
  11. mugen shiyo
    Lol. If we drink the blood of Christ at communion, are we vampires? Did John the Baptist have rabies, or even a werewolf?

    You should make an alternate story with this stuff. Jesus a necromancer, John a werewolf, on and on...would be awesome ;)
  12. OutlawedAngel
    What proof is there that Jesus was more than a normal person? I mean depending on which man written book you look at you get a different version. In the CHRISTian bible he was pretty much Superman, he could get you wasted on water, cure your blindness if he made the alcohol content to strong, and could sort out breakfast with a few fish and some bread. However in the muslim book he's just a side character, who didn't die for our sins, and escaped to some far out of the way place. Which by the way is more believable - as apparently those who were Crucified, after death were tossed into a large open pit, so how Mary and co got his body back to place it in a tomb is beyond me. Jesus rised three days before his crucifiction and got the hell out of Dodge.
  13. Dresden260
    I think they call it the bible but since we are not sure who really wrote the gospels we have to fill in the blanks.
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