I had the weirdest dream ever tonight. Not only is it the first complete dream I've ever had, it's also the absolute weirdest. So weird in fact, that it needs to be written down and saved for future generations.
It started out with a little boy eating rice (yes, plain rice) in his bed, and he spills some on the floor. These suddenly grow into gigantic alien plants around his window. Everyone in his family is like, where did you get those plants?” and he doesn't know.
Then the plants suddenly turn into teeny tiny aliens. Like ants. And they take over the household somehow. But it turns out, all they wanted was an autograph from the oldest daughter in the household (taking the form of Miley Cyrus as I watched Disney Channel as I fell asleep) because she had a hit single a few years back.
However, these aliens still refuse to leave, so Miley Cyrus decides to put them all in a cup, in which they respond with “why do you need such a big cup? We are all so small”.
She has somehow discovered that these aliens can be killed by cranberry sauce, but she has to take the plane to Canada, because that's where Thanksgiving is right now. But she can't get through security because of what she has in the cup, and the aliens have turned into a plant again. I love the logic of dreams.
She returns home, unsuccessful in finding cranberry sauce. However, the aliens start turning into common pets, like dogs and rabbits mainly. No cats. They can't afford to feed them all, so they give them all away to suitable homes. And finally they are rid of all the aliens.
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