Am I a moron?

By MRD · Jul 28, 2011 · ·
  1. Well, yes. I am.
    The better question to ask would be “how much of a moron am I?”

    I had no more than five hours sleep last night (because, while I was sleeping, my cat decided it would be a good idea to sit on my head and claw my face at stupid-o’clock in the morning). I am absolutely starving, as well as dehydrated. It’s bloody boiling outside in the summer sunlight and what do I decide to do? I go for a walk. While wearing a thick black jacket. With nothing to drink.

    Now, to add to all my other woes, I smell bad. Really, really bad. The kind of bad that makes your nose wrinkle and your eyes water.

    But, looking at the bright side, if I do die of dehydration, at least there’ll be plenty of watery-eyed people at my funeral...

Comments

  1. Jayyy1014
    Lol I'm sorry but that last line made me Really lol. :)
    Well since your thirsty, go get a drink of water or something,
    If you smell bad, take a nice warm shower :)
    If your hungry make a small simple snack :)
  2. MRD
    A friend once told me that I'm funniest when I'm miserable, good thing I didn't decide to be a comedian.

    I'm much less cranky now, though. I've had me some lunch and something to drink, now to mention my not-so-hot bath.

    Everything was going brilliantly until a few minutes ago, when I almost fell down the bloody stairs...
  3. Radrook
    Can totally identify since I have the same disconcerting knack of constantly cutting my own pencil-necked throat at every opportunity I get! Glad to know there's a kindred creature out there somewhere and that I'm not alone after all.
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