Could Anyone Help Me Describe This Dress?

If you haven't already I would suggest putting this request in the forum for more traffic. I'll give it a try and hope I don't come off as facetious.

Alright here goes, practice time.

A white....dress...which is white...and has...white....fluffy strips of fabric, which are white surrounding the wrists of the wearer, who happens to be caucasian. Fine stitching in white against white gives a textured appearance to the torso, while the smooth blouse gives a much needed contrast.

The dress elongates about two feet as it hits the floor at the back , perfect for sweeping or soaking up dirt and spills. While the front remains just long enough to conceal the wearers feet, making them appear as if they floated above the ground gracefully while they struggle not to stumble over the dress itself.

The hats white, with a wide squiggly brim with a pattern like fusili pasta.


That's all I got, and half of what I wrote is observing the color of the dress. Tough one to describe, but good practice actually. Hopefully you find some tidbit of a descriptor in there that helps you out, and if nothing else I hope it gave you a chuckle. Good luck.