Do not play in the Fairy Rings

Last evening I was human, but when I awoke this morning I found that I was not...
"New citizen, welcome to Thaumatos! Due to the irregular magical storms here we have found that humans tend to take on Thaumatosian qualities. It's amazing how adaptable mankind truly is- ahem, excuse me. What I mean to say is that in other words, we will be sending you a "Welcome Young Elemental" Gift Basket via The Lost & Find Branch of The Dragon's Cottage shortly.

Any and all questions will be answered by our Know-it-all Tree, located in the Dryad's Garden. What, where is that you ask? Oh don't worry, The Dryad's Garden is also a part of The Dragon's Cottage. Hmm? Oh, you don't want to go? Well why not? We have an excellent Spirit Guide waiting for you, and our registration is very simple. Oh! Not to mention the accomdations and classes for young elementals are all free till you graduate from our Elementarian Classes and are able to decided what you want to do from there. I heard that our Volcanic Gardens & Agriculture Academium is a fabulous choice.

Now with our welcoming coming to an end I am going to transfer you to... That was rude! Girl you need to calm down or- Don't bring my mother into this you- Ack don't set that fire!!!" Sounds of bells chime ring through the glen. "Hello Imperick, we have a new elemental raging here. Yes, yes, I did as you told me to.

I was bright and cheery in my welcome speech but that did nothing but seem to aggravate the little one. Why are you laughing, oh never mind, can you call in your imps to pick this little tinder (young fire elemental) up before she burns down my forest and messes with the portal? Yes, yes, thank you."