Dont take it personally

Hey Don't take it personally. Just because I called you a "hopeless idiot". Or that if there were less people like you, the world would be much better off.
I was only joking. Right? You cant take a joke? What's wrong with you? Is my wicked sense of humour totally unappreciated?
What's that? You think I'm a hopeless idiot? Hey. I'll have you know I'm a sensitive empath. That went straight to my wounded soul. How could you not see, I am vulnerable to you uncouth, belittling bullies. And what a bully you are! If only there were more sensitive poetic souls like me in the world, the world would be a much better place. Excuse me, I have to go off and shed a few tears. Where are those tissues?