Florida is wide

By Wreybies · Jul 28, 2017 · ·
  1. So wide. It splays and spreads. And it's hot. So hot. Puerto Rico is hot, but it's a different hot. It's a living hot, a jungle hot, a green hot. This is a brown hot made of winds that are hotter than the standing air and are what you think of as desert winds. So many highways. The highways have highways in their highways. So, so wide. Huge loops leading on to perpendicular highways. Whole municipalities in Puerto Rico could fit in the dead space of these loops. A land made for giants and we are tiny ants on the sidewalk.

    I spent the day looking for used bookstores after the sterile disappointment of Barnes & Noble. I found a little place in the old downtown area of Ocoee. The forgotten downtown. Little stores in a row in a low brick building made of real brick, not stucco, nestled in an area of Florida bungalows with jalousie windows from the 20's and 30's. An older blond lady runs the place. I don't know her name, but she's Patty in my mind. She looks like a Patty. She was nice. She laughed a lot. Her eyes were mostly crow's feet behind thick glasses. I bought a book because I didn't want to be another looker and not a buyer. Maybe she does alright, maybe not. Who knows. We chat for a little while. She knows her Sci-Fi. The old stuff. The good stuff. She's fun. We dork out for about half an hour. I get the feeling that a half an hour of dorking out is more important to her than the four dollars I paid for the book.

    Back in my rental car, in the layer-cake of heat, and back to the hotel. Maybe some of the Brits will have ceded a corner of the pool area. Two kids per family, but seven lounge chairs? Even if we set aside one lounge chair per family to house the copious alcohol and cigarettes, still, the maths must be different in the U.K. Later I'll look for a thread about American tourists and think ironic thoughts.

    Vacation. Yay!
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Comments

  1. PiP
    Wrey, your visit to the bookstore sounded fun. When I am back in the UK I usually raid the charity shops, second hand book stores and carboot sales for bargains. Although I love my kindle for fiction, reference and poetry books must be hard copies so I can make notes in the margins. I still love the feel of a real book.

    "Maybe some of the Brits will have ceded a corner of the pool area. Two kids per family, but seven lounge chairs per? Even if we set aside one lounge chair per family to house the copious alcohol and cigarettes, still, the maths must be different in the U.K. Later I'll look for a thread about American tourists and think ironic thoughts."


    What annoys me is that people lay out their towels and bags on chairs in prime position to reserve, and then never sit on them. A few years ago we went on holiday to Cyprus. We had no car so we spent our time around the pool chillaxing. The first day we went to find a seat by the pool (9am) they were all reserved. The next day was the same story. On the third day I was up at 6am racing the Germans across the pool area to grab the best seats under the parasols. :) Husband thought I was crazy but he never complained once he realised we had prime seats in the shade near the bar.

    I can empathize re the seven chairs for four people. I see it all the time at airports. Now I smile sweetly through gritted teeth and ask people to move their bags so I can sit down.

    Have a great holiday!
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  2. big soft moose
    I just move the towels .... when they come back later saying Ve hav reseved Vese I just grin and smile and say "really ? There wasn't a towel on them when I arrived
      ladybird likes this.
  3. matwoolf
    'Ja, vell you vukker, move your vukkin Inglish tawl or I kall managar.'
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