Gyroscopic Jesus

Gyroscopic Jesus

I saw a sparkly vision in the neon pixel sky,
a Gyroscopic Jesus on a holy segway.

He rolled along sublimely; he was such a sight
to see a cybernetic savior for this savage
century.

He's a viral force on Facebook; yes he has
the access key. And miracles are done there
for a small subscription fee.

Those friends he’s never met there, he feeds
them virtually, and if you want salvation you
can buy the DVD.

So pray upon an iPhone, redeem a point for sins,
yes you can prove creation just by entering the
pin.

Gyroscopic Jesus needs your love you see!

Cause Java script Jerusalem has a Pilot scheme
to ban the use of Segways and to filter ISP’s.

Crucified and hacked, within a Wi-Fi hotspot hell,
he’ll rise again by morning if you pay the service
bill.

So count on all the servers of the Gyroscopic God,
with integrated angels and a user-friendly hub.

Don’t pirate him or phreak him, his love is not for
free, he’s the cybernetic savior of the 21st century.

Just check him out on Youtube, then you will certainly
see that Gyroscopic Jesus spins the world perpetually.