Hillary Clinton ™

By ts735b · Dec 29, 2012 ·
  1. Bill leave me
    Hugh will cause a beloved howel
    From him – the divine necromancer with magic dowel
    If ambition stirs thee to make presidential bid for we Chelsea
    Reverberating throughout terrestrial bowel
    Analogous to former reigning supreme ringleader Muhammad Ali!

    As an obedient student who crossed his t’s and affixed every “I” with a dot
    Although high letter grades this older papa never got
    (Undiagnosed anxiety inducing pressure cooker symptoms made me hot)
    I recognize brilliance, and thus would immediately cast my lot
    From the current secretary of state whose political skills right on spot!

    One year hence, this democrat will cast his vote
    Without doubt maintaining his party line
    No matter campaigners with republican huzzahs will tote
    Unable to change opinion of mine
    Praying that economic maelstrom she can brazenly smote
    If necessary seeking oracle of Delphi for a positive sign
    Or devising my own catchy slogan to quote
    Common as this generic human dust mote
    Whose esprit de corps would to the stratosphere float
    Like some over inflated helium filled ballooning goat
    Kidding nobody that view from on high depicts sinking American boat!

    Please take to heart
    From this fellow (among ship of fools)
    Who decries special interest groups sway to sabotage and up-end donkey cart
    With extreme elephantiasis haunting white house with ghouls
    With penchant to undermine sacred constitution with graffiti art!

    This Joe schmoe of a lame duck nada so soup per poet would be in awe
    And inwardly hee-haw
    If this poem affected your name to be on ballot garnering cheers from this paw
    And knows that in those random polls made of straw
    The former forty second first lady gaga to engender revolutionary thaw!

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