If I were the queen of Canada, it would be freakin’ sweet!!!!
I would like, party all the time, and everyone would love me because I’m their queen, and everyone would be happy!!!
No one would have to work, because working is stupid.
We would share our food and homes with everyone, and we would live in prosperity.
And then, whoever marries me, would be the king!!!
Then Canada would be a monarch country….would we be a state then?
No!!! Because I said so, and I’m queen, and what I says goes!!
Anyways, back to my king.
I’m married to Cailyn, so she would be the king of Canada, and together we would party with our royal subjects, and be merry, and eat lots of food!!!
Kyle would be the court jester because I think he would look funny dressed up in a funny suit with the crazy hat that has bells on the points and matching shoes!
That is if the hat would stay on due to his hair….
But that’s beside the point!!!
He would sing and play music, and tell of the amazing deeds of noble warriors and people who are cool.
And his assistant would be Blair because Blair can juggle, and jesters should be able to juggle.
And then, because I AM THE QUEEN, AND I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY (WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM – NO ONE KNOWS!!!) I WOULD BUY MYSELF A SKI HILL, AND GO SNOWBOARDING ALL THE TIME.
Yes, I said ALL THE TIME.
Because I’m queen, I would have the ability to control the weather, and I would make it snow all the time!!!! Lots of snow for everyone!
And only people who like snow would be allowed to live in my country (not state because I says so) and we would have snowball fights, and build snow men and snow forts, and we could go tobogganing on my ski hill, and snowboarding and it would be a winter wonderland!
This will be continued, I don’t know when, but it will, because I’m the queen of Canada!
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